David Lee Crites

Author: fiction, non-fiction, whatever tweaks my interest at the time. Member of brotherhood of grandpas. Proof folks with Aspergers can read and write.

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

#WritingCommunity:

A hater comes up to you and says “Your writing sucks.” Describe your reaction in a single GIF.

Here’s mine😈😂:

#amwriting #writerslife

[ACT For America @ACTforAmerica]

***BREAKING***

Reports are surfacing allegeding Congresswoman Ilhan Omar sold sensative U.S. information to Qatar.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@314action Hey, if Bill Nye is mad, then someone is doing something right.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

I know "friends" on social media aren't always "friends," but I'm making sure everyone who knows me knows about this. If you like it, cool; let's talk. If you don't, no worries. I'm looking for SIX folks.
https://t.co/DZxeWDGtRL

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@RandleJohanna The dishwasher sanitizes them. Some even clean them.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

LoJack at Country in the Park. #CITP2019

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@HollieWrites13 Create a subdirectory with the working title, copy in the book template, and write some notes in a text file. Then when new ideas come, I have a place to put them.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@AmericaDeFleur Deter? Yes. Stop? Maybe not. I have tossed a book when I got tired of gratuitous profanity without looking back.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

#kbbmethod

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

Adoniah Enterprises company outing. #atthecoliseum

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@KPKatastrophe 1) I try to follow (back) everyone who seems real (on all social media sites). I periodically delete all the ones trying to ‘hook up’ for marriage or relationships. 2) I’m an ugly old fart, so there’s no excuse. At least you are attractive, so the flirtation makes sense.

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@RandleJohanna Everything you’ve ever said or suggested was spot on! We just can’t figure out how you’ve made so many good guesses.

[L. A. Cunningham - UPDATES ONLY @laurcunn]

Can we have more accurate acronyms to use instead of LOL or LMAO?

KC = Kinda Chuckled
DLBS = Didn't Laugh But Smiled
LOMN = Laughed Out My Nose
SAB = Smirked A Bit
LOTI = Laughed On The Inside
FBNLF = Funny But Not LOL Funny
LOOP = Laughed Out Of Pity
SLAP = Snorted Like A Pig

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

TedsWoodworking https://t.co/ZtBke3IMll

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@Cernovich Immunotec Skin Perfecting Cream, hands down!

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

Non-Authoritative Thoughts on Goals https://t.co/iMYm6uZZPb

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

When they say things like “the science is settled,” what they DON’T say is “it is settled that man-made global warming is BUNK!”
Global Warming; 31,487 Scientists say NO to Alarm https://t.co/eqhZkMdKOc via @YouTube

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

@crites_es Life will never ‘give you the time,’ you have to forcibly take it!

[David Lee Crites @CritesDavidLee]

I had a lot of folks make snide comments about this who obviously didn't read anything but the title. It isn't a long read, so please spend the moment reading it before you judge it. Thanks!!! https://t.co/RAenaeDpt5