CriticalPeonTheory

Mocking the absurdity of the current day. This account is pure satire and should never be taken seriously, ever. I tend to reply more than I post.

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The moment the general populous finally absorbs this fact, the world will change forever.

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@Adamental2 @OrevaZSN Obligatory.

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@martianwyrdlord Apparently black glossy paint is an important tactical tool that has been employed previously in such situations. Don't take it from me. Take it from this guy who sounds like he knows a thing or two.

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@Adamental2 @CynthiaOzumba Especially when you see someone clearly promoted beyond their capabilities that is making a complete mess of things and you know how to fix it. But you can't even offer suggestions without them getting butthurt because any comment that is not an affirmation is an attack.

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@csiscanada

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@Br0mslee @Gunblaze1969

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LOL how long until Canada declares that we will be taking in brown refugees that are fleeing violence and persecution in the UK?

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@irishpatriot91 Turns out bioweapons are their new favourite way of getting rid of us!

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@Derekrants They just busted an airline pilot for fake credentials, didn't they? Maybe there's hope they'll eventually work their way around to the trucking industry.

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I simply stopped "celebrating" everything. Every month, every week, and every day has been overallocated to some cause, country, religion, and/or race. On any given day it could be multiple "celebrations" simultaneously. Forced empathy overload shuts it all down. I'm out.

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NO Just NO. Otherwise are we going to have Uganda heritage month? Papua New Guinea heritage month? How about New Zealand heritage month? Luxembourg heritage month? On top of this an entire month? We don't even have an entire month for Canadian veterans.

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@MyUnveiledTruth Not just college entrance exams - pretty much anything that involves an exam. Certifications? Easy peasy. You can buy the entire question sets for the AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and Certified Developer Associate exams. I assume this holds true for all exams/certifications.

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@jkenney We see you. We know what you are doing to us.

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@Derekrants @Sargon_of_Akkad @ZoomerHistorian ...to the point we're making shitty memes about it.

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@elie_mcn Yes they have.

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@BillTaylor45 @clif_high LOL ordered it Tuesday. It arrives tomorrow.

I've been trying to read the version that is available online but I think it's the kind of book you need an actual print copy to digest.

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@drawandstrike @Polymarket I had to make a meme that combines all of them because I got tired of making new memes every time they tried to launch another pandemic. That's how much they suck.

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@clif_high I have my own witch for that.

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@mapleblooded

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I absolutely called this one way ahead of time. Woo!

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US Bill Would Prevent Chinese Connected Cars In Canada From Entering United States https://t.co/9TZdlKgQQU

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@zerohedge I so called this. ATODASO!

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@DonaldBestCA Don't leave out the sweet sweet organ trafficking! I wonder if the physician gets a cut of that money.