Crit@29fps

Am here, tweet at times. Live life, do thing, you know the drill 😎

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I'm not much of a motor person. I'm only familiar with CCs in breast implants

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Yall ready no what it is. Best roadtrip playlist https://t.co/hl2JWkccxC

[Crit@29fps @CriticalPortal]

Where do I sign up to fight whoever invented ingrown toenails?

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OH NO! My Visconti!

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Plumbers in space mission is going crazy rn

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Where are my Japanese gamer brothers in Osaka/Tokyo to show this dumb white foreigner around on New Years. I want to see your home as a local

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so uh... I hate to be that guy, but when the absolute fuck are we going to see Gran Turismo on PC!? I can only play GT4 so many times with satisfaction

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

This is even how it feels driving through Georgia as someone who lives here. 🥲

[Crit@29fps @CriticalPortal]

@uialje So if the hidden secret of a PS2 being that each pillar represents a save file... Do we think the pillars have any correlation of how many people have been through the circus?

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My dreams rn

[Skinflow @skinflowgg]

How does someone even make this 💀

[Crit@29fps @CriticalPortal]

Not about this real time strategy bs

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Can we go back to turn based war with muskets n shit?

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So excited for this release

[House House @house_house_]

🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵

Join us for a tour around our new game.
Coming 2026.

Watch part 1 here:

[Crit@29fps @CriticalPortal]

Very disgusted to see this. What happened to the community helping grow and expand upon a game...? Plus out of my 3700 hrs AT LEAST ~800 were put on community mods/servers #BringBackModding

[Classic Offensive @csco_dev]

https://t.co/d0RMvuK9jo #AllowClassicOffensive

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@FearedBuck Can I move in with him? But I need to gain 50 pounds?

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To think women will never understand this level of satisfaction

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Fellas, there has been an update in urinal technology.

Saw this thing and correctly assumed it’s to stop splashback.

I pissed on this thing so fuckin hard, like a 1,000 PSI stream, and not a drop came back. I’m astounded

[Crit@29fps @CriticalPortal]

Only thing they forgot to offer was LEGOs

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Thousands of Danish citizens are launching an effort to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

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@MrBeast dude forgot to invite me

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Travel photo or something

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@tradeit_gg My first thought is why the fuck is it so fucking bright!?