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My next vid that reviews like 8 movies I saw on the plane trips over the Pacific Ocean is taking way fuckin longer than I expected it to.

The amount of material in the video is about the same as my other videos, Im just super fuckin lazy.

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@Airforceproud95 Do you mean 'Juicy' like the bootleg make-it-yourself koolaid that youd always put in more power than recommended to really taste the diabetes, or 'Juicy' like Iggy Azalea from the waist down prior to 2014?

Asking for my mom.

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Managed to watch the Oscars while in NZ and I scored pretty well, 13 out of 18 on the ones I bothered to guess on.

New vid coming up now that Im back as well, stay posted!

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My #Oscar Predictions Part 3

Supporting Actress = Allison Janney, I Tonya
Supporting Actor = Sam Rockwell, 3 Billboards
Lead Actress = Sally Hawkins, Shape of Water
Lead Actor = Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour
Best Picture = Shape of Water (3 Billboards is my next guess)

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My #Oscar Predictions Part 2

Film Editing = Dunkirk
Documentary = Last Men in Aleppo
Cinematography = Bladerunner
Original Screenplay = Get Out
Adapted Screenplay = Call Me by Your Name (Wish it were Logan)
Animated Movie = Coco
Director = Guillermo Del Toro, Shape of Water

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My #Oscar Predictions Part 1

Visual Effects = Bladerunner
Costume Design = Phantom Thread
Makeup + Hair = Darkest Hour
Song = This is Me, Greatest Showman
Original Score = 3 Billboards
Production = Shape of Water
Sound Mixing = Dunkirk
Sound Editing = Baby Driver

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BIG NEWS FOR ALL MORTALS WHO FOLLOW ME:

1 - Im going to New Zealand
2 - I will be there for a long ass time
3 - Here are my reviews for #BlackPanther , #GameNight, #Annihilation, and (suppresses urge to vomit) #FiftyShadesFreed

See you in 3 weeks!

https://t.co/QgCf7Cb0CM

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My next review will be of 50 Shades Freed but it will come out later in the week because I am still emotionally recovering from it.

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@Fandango Exec 1: "The fans are upset with the current direction of the series, what should we do?"
Exec 2: "Lets hire Michael Bay!"
Exec 1: "Thats fuckin stupid, Eric"
Exec 3: "Lets get the guy behind the 50 Shades of Grey movies!"
Exec 1: "...... Eric, can you get Michael Bay's number?"

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@SWinstonSchool @shapeofwater @LegacyEffects @RealGDT @actordougjones Shoutout to movies that still use practical effects when designing out of this world characters rather than going apeshit with CGI. <3

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD)

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@RegalMovies Goddammit now I'm SUPER hungry for popcorn rn......

10/10 on the memes

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@Fandango For anyone who wishes there were an easier way to watch footage of two people have awkward sex with each other, there's this thing called 'the internet' that will BLOW YOUR MIND

Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD

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@MarvelStudios @Ki11Audio Is there any chance those come in the form of full scale shields? I wanna show up to a local medieval festival with a bunch of friends carrying these and beat the shit out of anyone who says 'Dilly Dilly'

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD)

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@Cinemark @FiftyShades I would much rather be blindfolded like Mrs Grey in the screenshot than see this movie. Let me guess, they go on vacations, he buys her lots of nice shit, they have awkward sex, and Im bored out of my mind

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD)

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@AMCTheatres I've thought for a while that this movie would be the first great movie of 2018 (Not counting movies that premiered early in 2017 to only get wider releases later). Cant wait to see this it!

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD)

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@MarvelStudios I can already tell this movie is going to kick SO MUCH ass! Gonna show up to this movie looking like Eddie Murphy from Coming to America :P Cant wait to see this movie!

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD)

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Hey Meatsacks! Netflix released their movie #TheCloverfieldParadox after just 1 day, so I released my #review of it about a week after that!

There wasn't a reason or logic for it, I'm just lazy.

Anyways the movie could use some work. Enjoy!

https://t.co/w72Pl8KTtD

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@WrinkleInTime Im hoping this movie does well but I cant shake this feeling that this is going to end up the same as 'Tomorrowland' with George Clooney. Hoping for the best though

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/BkMKs1bXhY

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@manan_oo1 @bradadams9 @KDCrouse @RottenTomatoes @chadwickboseman @michaelb4jordan @Lupita_Nyongo @DanaiGurira @ImAngelaBassett @ForestWhitaker @SterlingKBrown @theblackpanther @MarvelStudios We're not his 'friends' who are liking his tweets because we know him in real life. We are liking his tweets because he's correct and you are utterly full of shit

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@starwars Is it going to be movies like GoT seasons 1-5 where it takes fuckin forever for anything to happen, or more like Season 6 where shit moves so fast you need that 1 nerdy friend to explain everything to you?

(Shameless plug for my most recent movie review: https://t.co/BkMKs1bXhY