Niels

Hi! I critique cats and/or give you advice! eg: how to deal w/ evil cults. I survived a fuckin ritual so I know what I'm talking about. pic by @cennaneveragain!

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

Hello! Please send me pictures of your cat (or any other animal) and I will write a fair and objective critique. @ me and I'll quote your tweet, or send me a DM and let me know if you'd like to be tagged or not!

Note: I am not able to discuss anything other than cats via DM!

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[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@stormcoon yeah, wish I had too, but hey, i got to live another day lol

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

Hi all, heres a message from me.

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@cennaneveragain @Nathan1a1 ok!!!!

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@PreciousThing17 haha, definitely!

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@Nathan1a1 PICKING RANDOM ANSWERS ISN'T CHEATING!! and thanks!! :)

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@N_O_S_T_R_O_M_O ty!!! same to you

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@freshness2828 thanks a bunch, freshness :)

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@Dox_049 Adios compadre

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

I am SO dead (but not literally which wasn't a given am i right lol) so I'll rest for now.... ihk is definitely cancelled. aja & eric are fine too... talk to you all later

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

i lived, bitch

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

FOUNDATION

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

someone's here

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

(i mean yes ok the ihk is bad, i know.... but still)

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

finally got a chance to catch up with sam! was worried I wouldn't get to hang out with them before the meetings start. I love that ihk flew us in a week early 🥰

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

bzzt bzzt

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

I'm excited for tomorroooooowww. trying to enjoy central park but I'm so shaky

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

I'm vibrating

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@cennaneveragain *female dog PLEASE

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg season 🐣

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@cennaneveragain that's shakira voice

[Niels @CritiqueMyCat]

@cennaneveragain *yoshi voice* wawawawawawa