Millennial Man

Mechanic, Husband, Skateboarder

[Millennial Man @Critter926]

@NickHintonn It is a great album

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@Joe__Bassey It's not true though. There are minerals, nourishment, and just as much "electricity." There's just less seeds. Does he have any factual facts?

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@jeremyct Boomers would rather see us fail than overcome something they never had to face. If we succeed with worse odds, that would make their ego feel like a smol bean. Better for the whole bloodline to end. TV brain. Me me me me me me.

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@RevRayCistman Fax yo, wun hunit

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@indicmawntee That Mexican and the black guy with dreads are gonna turn statistically white with a crime like this

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@carterdalast Guys I'll handle this. "Y'all stay outa whypeepoe bidness, ya her? This wigga didn't done go to college to geet his anti-racism traneing. Don worry, he dead now. He don pose no furtha threat to y'all"

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@ywomendeservles She cannot cook, that is an obvious lie

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@LibertyCappy Commentary was incoherent. Read the room

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@Aestheticsn1 8675309

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@TruueDiscipline If that were true you could just hold your breath

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@BigGulpAmerikan All because those UN volunteers had come through with the free cellphones and internet access

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@Rach4Patriarchy Mm mm mm you go girl mm mm mm yass queen 🫰🫰🫰 Eliot is giving strong independent woman vibes

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@BuffBifff @financedystop True. That's why you shouldn't look for girls your age. When I met my wife I was 26, she was 19. The nice girl at work who smiles at your jokes is the one. Get her before her hoe phase, BE the hoe phase, eventually marry her and make her a mom

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@RevRayCistman Why am I not surprised that Dan Bilzerian has 0 taste buds for irony, the signature spice of the rev

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@sleepy_devo A woman is someone who identifies as
a woman is someone who identifies as
a woman is someone who identifies as
a woman is someone who identifies as
a woman is someone who identifies as
a woman is someone who identifies as
But what are they identifying as? What IS a woman?

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@UbermenschMind @postmanShmerg Must be nice

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@KILLTOPARTY @NewRightPoast Definitely a zoomer phrase, millennials only adopt it to fit in

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@GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Datura acts on acetylcholine receptors just like nicotine which is also a natural pesticide and I used to read all these trip reports about 90% of them involve giant bugs and phantom cigs

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@awesomekling My wife was joking about me making a man cave and I was like what are you talking about the whole house is my cave