Jared

Cat Dad/Critter/Drummer

INFJ-T

Far Left

日本語を勉強しています (私は初心者です)

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No facists

DM's are open (just be nice)

VERY GOOFY TWEETS. Don't take 90% serious.

[Jared @CritterJared]

New pinned post for the year

29 - No minors please
Looking for friends.

Drummer.
Leftist gun owner.
Learning Japanese.
Jpop, rap, hiphop, and metal.
Ex-tattoo apprentice.

I follow back! DM me first if you want to be friends lol

#promotwt #jpoptwt #metaltwt

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

At the critter design laboratory and I just keep turning up the "muppet" dial on anteaters and everyone is too busy to notice

[Jared @CritterJared]

@yuyan497 I'm sorry, Yuyan :c

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 36th birthday to the talented Niki Yang.

The voice of BMO, Lady Rainicorn, Candy Chiu, and Min-Gi's Mother.

[Jared @CritterJared]

@qwnexplsionmrdr I knew I liked girls at a real young age. Like. 5 or 6. Had a crush on a girl in my class for no reason at all. Never looked bad.

[Jared @CritterJared]

@renosdrafts You okay?

[Jared @CritterJared]

@PaulTassi Thank you for your destiny content, Paul. Truly.

[Jared @CritterJared]

Made my controller purple and pink. Synced to Heilung.

[Jared @CritterJared]

Just added venmo to my tips *cough cough*

[Jared @CritterJared]

At this point I think I would sell nudes if I knew how

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

Before we sign off for the evening, we have a small reward preview to share.

As a thank you to all players who are joining us for Monument of Triumph, we have a collection of Armor Ornaments and Cosmetics being deployed tomorrow, including...

💠 Deadlands Ornament Sets
💠 Mobile Array Sparrow
💠 Field Transcriber Ghost Shell
💠 Dynamic Equivalence Ship
💠 Evergreen Destrier Sparrow
💠 Hot and Cold Shader

These will be available to all players via Universal Bungienet Codes, which we'll share later this week. Stay tuned and thank you again for joining us.

See you in the morning for Patch Notes. 6 AM Pacific.

[Jared @CritterJared]

@vomitttdoll You just ask on here too, yeah?

[Jared @CritterJared]

@_baggieboy_ Hashtag facts

[Jared @CritterJared]

@HARP1ES Ain't no cancer. Just good ol' boob. They can grow a bit in your 20's for some women. Good for people like you, bad for people with too much boob lol

[Jared @CritterJared]

Shower time

[Jared @CritterJared]

@HARP1ES Hell yeah.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

If a T-Rex is looking at you, it’s looking… at you