Critter’s Locks

Professional Gambler.

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Are we ice cold or are we due? Big day ahead for the resurgence of Critter Locks LLC.

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Panthers x Rangers U5.5 (-140) - 2 unit 🔨. Welcome back, we are well rested and only have winning on the mind. LETS GO

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We’re backkk. Twins -1/2 💸💸 Sonny is leading the boys to the promised land

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Twins alt RL (-1 1/2) on the road against the elephant walk specialists, the Chicago White Sox. 1U or 2U depending on how much you need to make up from the bar tab this weekend. #cantlose

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Are we cold or due? You decide! Avs ML in regulation tomorrow for a 4U play

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Let’s go Pittsburg pirates! We live bet them for 24 units to bring us to plus 17 units on the day! Anyone who says chasing bets is dumb is beta as fuck

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Atta boys @Pirates . Should’ve stayed on the ship. Head home you fuckin losers. Throw the 12 year old girl softball team up to the big leagues to compete with your delusional lineup of manikins. #hoorah

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Might as well throw the bookie on an automatic weekly payment plan. 0/8 today and down probably 40 units on the debut. Can only get better from here, right? #allglorytogod #thecomeback

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0-2 on our first two bets!! 🔥🔥🔥
Down 7 units 🥶
Pay your bookies and ride with us tomorrow for some more locks 🔒🔒🔒

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Didn’t know it was fuckin senior citizen night for the Hurricanes goalie staff. Toss a quadruple amputee in net and he will have a better save percentage than Raanta. Head back to Finland and retire with your boyfriend you rainbow of love. #retireearly

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Looks like the Twins bullpen decided to let the make a wish little leaguers have a crack at the big leagues today. #googoogahgah

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The Twins should’ve pulled Bundy before the game even started. #loser

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Boys went to @PizzaRanch for some pre-game grub. Gonna have to watch this Twins game from the toilet. #colossalmistake

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Another play for today! We’re riding with the hometown boys!!
Twins -1.5 against the Tigers (2U)
Let’s ride!

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We’re going to be the biggest thing since the GOAT, Tom Brady, popped out of his mom. Ride or die with Critter’s LOCKS! #TBapproved #gamblingtwitter #sportsbetting #sportsbettingpicks #teamcritter

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Hurricanes ML vs Rangers (5U). Welcome to Critter’s Locks. 🐛🔒