Courtney McKenney

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Microsoft Teams changing your status to "Away" because you took 3 minutes to stare out the window and ponder life is genuinely passive-aggressive.

[cornulda @cornulda]

“finalmente un día libre”

- el día libre:

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday on a morning

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Yo cuando voy a un lugar con mucha gente:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Bugs literally have all of outside, why do they feel the need to come inside?

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A LOT of MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Everyone when you start doing what’s best for you instead of what’s convenient for them.

[makai ➡️AQF @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[jynx @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂