Papa Canelo

star of Dunston Checks In (1996)

[Papa Canelo @CroJones]

Me leaving a showing of the matrix (1999) cuz they ran out of popcorn

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@minakimes My kid if someone in the same county says the word "snacks"

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Just had to fix the lawnmower in front of my neighbor's landscapers. Felt like Grant Williams at the ft line

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My kid when I try to serve him his all-time favorite food after a long day
#INDvsNYK

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Bringing Malort to communion

[Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 @NorahODonnell]

BREAKING: Cardinal Prevost born in Chicago, IL has just been named as Pope.

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Kornacki isn't wearing khakis? Guy went big time on us
#Election2024

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Me, raiding the fridge after the family goes to bed

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Oh my god they flipped him

[Michael Scherer @michaelscherer]

No Beyoncé, per someone who has spoken with convention organizers. https://t.co/mGJC6lEyXv

[Papa Canelo @CroJones]

Me at weddings after two Shirley temples

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Steve Kerr gonna keep this job
#USABasketball

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👐The Aristocrats 👐

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker…

[Papa Canelo @CroJones]

If I tried a single one of these gymnastic skills
#Olympic2024

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Found myself in the college football game
#NCAA25

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Baba Vanga shooting like 3% from the field the last few seasons. We good

[New York Post @nypost]

Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025 https://t.co/UImLEkAjkG

[Papa Canelo @CroJones]

Not a single coherent thought between the two of em
#Debates2024

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Could we have let Joe get a tiny bit of sun before this thing? Good grief
#Debates2024

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@ByJayKing Shampooh Richardson

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This is phenomenal
#Celtics #DifferentHere

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@Max_Lederman Looked like this on d way too much that half

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Go Celtics
#DifferentHere
#Celtics

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Me when my baby farts right after I get his diaper off
#NHLBruins