Sobek

God of Crocodiles and Water, creator of the Nile River. this is a parody account written by croc Mun

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

𝑉𝑎𝑛𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟； 𝑁𝑜𝑢𝑛

𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡， 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝐸𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝐴 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡．

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

@BlazestoneHeart ((I have a timer set yearly for the main 3. I’ll post on those

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

((Update for everyone

[Casey Acacia @IAmCompleat]

((Hey all. I’m gonna delete this a from my phone soon, so I’m gonna keep the app for one more day if you’d like to get my discord.

I’m not going to delete the account, but I’m not gonna be on here. I’ll be on BlueSky and just occasionally check in

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

((Ok, yeah, I’m going to BlueSky

I’ll have my @ available in DMs

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

X has limited Grok’s AI image generation tool to paid subscribers following backlash over it allowing people to generate sexualised deepfakes.

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

((I’m gonna take a break for a few days I think.

Because I keep seeing murder on my timeline. I can’t just get on this app and ignore it, especially knowing how everything is going. Fuck ICE.

If you want to talk, I’ll be in DMs, and my discord is available on request

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

@undoggydumbass “Get away from my car, Psylocke.”

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“What the fuck man?! Give me heads up at least before you attack. And finish the other me!”

She was just gonna ignore the cheek bite for now

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

She tried to dodge but the chomp landed in her head, immediately making her rush for whatever liquid she could to heal the damage

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“Where is Bruno Ares? We already have Bruno Mars.”

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“..Alright, weirdo.”

She’s just gonna get out the puddle and watch. It can’t be that bad.

[Rex .ᐟ @TheLocalMystery]

@CrocandRocks She's problematic media now 💔💔💔💔
We can excuse the cannibalism, but unfortunately not the sexism. Especially if it's a mistake, that's only excusable if she's a football player.

Sorry crocy she's getting cancelled on Twitter dot com 😔💔/J

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

@TheLocalMystery ((The tournament is all male, not out of a lack of women, but because she said something accidentally sexist

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

She keeps appearing like a lamb to the slaughter like this is ever gonna stop.

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“If you need more food, I’ll be nearby, just warn me next time. Those claws hurt like hell.”

She hopes this will save some people from getting eaten. She’s totally wrong though.

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

She luckily lost consciousness from the blood loss, but once her body was gone, she popped back up from the pool of blood like it’s a hatch on a tank

“DEAR GOD YOUR CLAWS ARE SHARP!”

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“AAAAH FUCK! FUCK THAT HURTS! SOM OF A BITCH!”

At least she’s gonna have the puddle to teleport here later, but it still hurts

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“Yep. I’ll be food for a while, and you just stop eating others.

Sounds good?”

She’s sprinkling ranch on her arm.

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“Yes, a deal

You hunt humans for food, correct? It’s your main source of food? I’m effectively immortal, and as long as reptiles as a concept still exist, I’ll keep coming back in human bodies

So, I’ll offer to be eaten if you stop going after randos. Does that sound good?”