"If you're quite finished staring, I've got history to preserve and a legacy to uphold..."
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NSFW, Literate and friendly writer!
Bisexual, plotting preferred!
After a long, particularly sweaty day, there's nothing a Raider wants more than a proper shower.
As opposed to bathing in a lake, which she does all too often.
"It's about as lavish as everything else you have a hand in..."
Lara, an invited guest, admits with her gaze averted.
"If this is your attempt to sway me to your company... Well, it's certainly a bold one."
There are some places where money has no sway. Where locals aren't interested in the depths of your bank account.
That's... Usually when Lara's big breasts come in handy-
"You know, if you're going to stare, you could at least TRY to be discreet. The suit's a bit snug, I know..."
With Lara's body type? Most things are a bit snug...
"Go on, get it over with, get a good feel. Happy? Now can I continue with my bloody expedition?"
Lara has NEVER needed to pay money for information. Though, sometimes, she'd actually prefer that...
Lara's constantly seeing women take selfies like this online. So, naturally, she had to try it herself!
Try. That's all.
It'd be a shame if she, say, accidentally posted this online--
"I spend the majority of my free time alone, trudging through temples that have been uninhabited for centuries.
What, exactly, makes you think that I like attention? I'm quite nearly a recluse..."
@CroftCunt "What's the fun in bein' discreet, baby?"
He says with a small chuckle, stretching his arms out as the stand on the edge of Lara's boat.
"Besides, you know you like havin' eyes on ya."
"It could very well be a YOU problem. I do have a knife on me, you know.
Though, you probably haven't pried your eyes away from my chest long enough to notice."
"You know, if you're going to stare, you could at least TRY to be discreet. The suit's a bit snug, I know..."
With Lara's body type? Most things are a bit snug...
Between her massive chest and perfectly athletic figure, Lara Croft is truly a sex icon!
...She's also made countless archeological breakthroughs, but people don't focus on that as much--
@ThxBxtGxrl Does... This kind of thing happen to her often? Finding herself in rather rough situations?
That tight suit of hers probably doesn't help matters...
The Tomb Raider has returned after a lengthy adventure! An adventure that... Did not go as planned for her, or her companion.
...But there's no need to go into details, right?
"Ugh! Tentacles? Really? How do you get tentacles to guard treasure?!"
When Lara gives public retellings about her adventures, these are the kinds of things she leaves out. It's... Weird, how sexual her expeditions get...
You might be wondering how Lara's survived this long. How she's managed to overcome so many insane challenges and obstacles!
She owes it all to her two biggest assets... Her intelligence and resourcefulness!
Apparently, the Danger Room has some hidden training settings. Modes that really test a mutant's mobility, situational awareness and stamina!
Laura's team didn't fare very well. She's still grumpy.
"I'm not very good at socializing. But cutting things? I'm very good at that."
โ - New account!
โ๏ธ - Lewd/Non, friendly writer!
โ - All kinks welcomed!
โ๏ธ - Literate and descriptive. No one liners here!
โ - Can play Laura as X-23, or Wolverine
RTs appreciated!
@ESCRIMATRICKS And here Lara was, ready to choke the creep out with her thighs! But she's not too proud to accept a little help. She takes the shirt, holding to it her chest with a little huff.
"They always go for the bloody shirt. I should really start packing extras..."
"You know, just once, I'd like to deal with enemies that have OTHER things on their minds..."
Don't worry. Lara usually manages to escape before things get too dicey. But there goes another one of her outfits...