Croft Fernsby

Laid back middle aged man.. I love hunting, fishing, and my two children! You could say I’m a “cool” dad! Haha anyways how does this app work again?!😂

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Not able to make it to the Mavs game tonight… anyone want 2 free lower level tickets? 👀

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Winner will be chosen around 5:30pm. Good luck! 🤞

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@0liviajulianna Shut the fuck up fatty.

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@DailyLoud That shit has got to stank… wasted potential.

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@FrankiePSmeal I think I know what you’re sniffing at… go ahead Frank.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Me with Dua Lipa’s toilet

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@dom_lucre Can someone get me a contact? Wife needs a rack like those! But also very very sad that this is what the world is becoming… awful.

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@BricksCenter Your McDonald’s meal gave me food poisoning. You fucking bitch.

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@EndWokeness “I prefer grilled chicken.”

“Golf isn’t that hard.”

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@KingJames Hey! My bet didn’t hit! Can you just shut up and dribble??

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@KenSayers1 Yea definitely! *while I’m getting brain from my broad*

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@jbrew_16 Yea yea yea… my bacon finished yet ya twerp?

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@KenSayers1 Real funny! Your wife brought me mine this morning dick wad!

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@Kurrco I want to kill myself after hearing her say that. I will kill myself.

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@Rhevolver @KenSayers1 you sniffing this puppy? #LikeIfYouAgree

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@mcuban Nutted all over my couch last night Mark… let’s just say… wife cleaned up! #MFFL

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@ClutchPoints @NBA This nigga just knows the way that ball feels in his hands. #NoHomo #MagicHasAids #MavsIn4

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

STANDIN ON BUSINESS

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

Watching March Madness and this new Hanes commercial… wow. I wish my wife was alive so I could put her in a set of these panties and bras and absolutely raw dog her and make her beg me to stop. #RockChalk

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@CorinnaKopf Nice tits. Does it bite? (Your vag)

[Croft Fernsby @CroftFernsby]

@TateNews_ Andrew Tate is the only person in my life that I can suck on.