⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳

don't mind the username! this is my account and always has been!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

cruising through time all alone is less fun than it used to be. I'm here to make friends!
I LOVE interacting with other parodies, and non parodies as well!
my strawpage has 2 sections: one work related and one for everything else!
https://t.co/XrqDxGoy2u
headcanons in image :3

[SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @P1_SIDIsquish]

GET A JOB!!!!!
STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

// the official cookie run kingdom en account copied me with that font 😤 (joke)

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓑𝓓! 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱, 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 2500000 𝓬𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓼!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

// uhh just a little ship discourse here because it's made me uncomfortable recently...
GET THAT BLUEBERRY BITCH AWAY FROM MY GLORIOUS CARMEL SAVIOR ISTG
i HATE shadow milk cookie x tk SO MUCH i can't put it into WORDS. THINK I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM HATE SPEECH (1/4)

[SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @P1_SIDIsquish]

i take everything very seriously all the time

[SANTCO @Mnepizd_2]

The only good thing about ovenbreak cookies getting added to kingdom is that we can finally hear their voices. That’s about it

[SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @P1_SIDIsquish]

he does his work dutifully
he will be frozen in a block of ice later
suggest more t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ behavior correction methods

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Happy π day everyone!

[SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @P1_SIDIsquish]

if i hear "shadowkeeper" one more time im killing everyone
it was bad enough when it was just a crackship
i knew it would be a problem but this is unforgivable
ruining her character for that stupid blue twink that she should be able to erase with literally a blink of her lashes+

[SIDIsquish (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) @P1_SIDIsquish]

A clear sign of the negative impact a Shadow Milk Cookie has on an ecosystem 💔

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

I see my fellow Timekeeper Cookies beginning their accounts or returning to their accounts, so I feel I must make an announcement on the matter!
I will not be returning to posting regularly until Devsisters' Mary Sue Deviantart OC is dealt with!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Millennial Tree Cookie, of all cookies, should know that a blacklist cannot stop me! There are over seven billion ways this theoretical party could end, and all of the best ones are the ones in which I attend!

[Pop Crumbs @popcrumbscrk]

🚨 Milennial Tree Cookie's reportedly planning a party to await Dark Enchantress Cookie downfall in 3 months.

"okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers, but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are."

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Cute! It can go on the metaphorical fridge!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

How intriguing! Might I have the honor of knowing who I'm speaking to?

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Doesn't matter what you mean! This relationship still maintains an imbalance of power, and I will not acknowledge it as a friendship until that imbalance is in my favor!
(I must say I've considered it though...)

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

@eggisveryepic How rude! Standing in my way like that, after I gave you a carrot, too!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Apologies for the prolonged absence, I lost track of time! Literally! It's taking a lot out of all of the TBD trying to find it!

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

@AidenTheFox64 believe me, I knew well before it happened.

[⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ @CroissantAlt]

Hold on- Why am I on that list? And, more importantly, why is my goal so low?!