CroissantOfDOOM

Everything is a fucking dumpster fire. I am a croissant.

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@meikausher I mean from this angle it looks like a weird boot from the front uhh yeah that's a penis

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@meikausher I very much appreciate this no context post.

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#croissantofDoom #doomwithasideofangst #angstybread #emopastry

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#croissantofDOOM #nocontext #emopastry

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@meikausher @UnabashedlyErin @authorheathern @sparkleyeti I've never been so turned on in my life.

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#croissantofdoom #emocroissant #flakycynicism #stalepizzasucks #iwantpizza #hungryhungrycroissant

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@muggedoff4life @UnabashedlyErin This is true. We are a rare kind so for what I understand of the human brain, we are hard to handle.

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@muggedoff4life @meikausher ...
Well now I am paranoid you have a camera on me watching my private time.

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#croissantofdoom #emocroissant #flakycynicism #snacktime #foodfirstalways

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@meikausher Mostly butter and jam. When I'm extra starved, sometimes turkey, lettuce, tomato. Sometimes chicken salad. You know, normal croissant innards.

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@authorheathern This is me if I were a cat. But I'm not a cat. I'm a croissant. A croissant with a big mood.

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@sparkleyeti @meikausher Well yes. That goes without saying.

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@UnabashedlyErin You know what goes well with big moods?
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No, really, do you know? Because I sure don't and now my mood is even bigger. And sadder. Does anyone have my butter?

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