CromTakes

I am Crom!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@A_DungeonDelver By me! An elfling who think she can hold a sword? Tis a surprise she is strong enough to lift her armour!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

What is this "gotcha" thing that those in this barbaric age enjoy? Tis such a petty and futile thing to do. Never shall you see me perform such petty actions. Therefore... A doom on those who try to do this "Gotcha" thing to one such as I!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@KazeNoFantasia Proper adventurers who wish to defeat the villains! A Blessing upon them!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

There is nothing to fear by this creature. A true warrior, such as my greatest of followers, would not cower!

[Eric Fabiaschi @fabiaschi]

Gargoyle by Frank Frazetta

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@fabiaschi It can be dangerous, especially before my FIRST COFFEE IN THE MORNING!!!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

Not only do I not listen, I throw dooms after those that do pray to me. Filthy knaves should know their lowly places... that is to say beneath me.

[Eric Fabiaschi @fabiaschi]

Crom doesn't care about your paltry conflicts!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

Superheroes are all slop, but she's good slop. Would.

[DT2ComicsChat™ @DT2ComicsChat]

Anne Hathaway still the best live action Catwoman.

🐈‍⬛

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@DT2ComicsChat Indeed

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@YoDanno @BaenBooks

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

By Me, they are indeed so. Especially the work of REH.

[The Lord Otter, Renegade Ferret @The_Lord_Otter]

Friendly reminder that these books will always be more fun, adventurous, and imaginative than your average book-tok slop.

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@fabiaschi Absolutely not. The petty politics and conflicts of others mean nothing to me!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

I'm inclined to agree with this statement.

Movie was so-so, although Kull ranks higher than that trash Destroyer, in my view.

[The damndest movies you ever watched! @DamndestMovies]

Crom!

The #DamdestReview of Red Sonja 2025.

1st off, my Canadian dogbrothers and swordsisters, while downloading films is not prosecuted under Canadian law, I don't recommend it for this one. The audio is abysmal; I had to fight to understand much of the film.

Wait until...

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@DamndestMovies By Me! 5 out of 10 of me?

There is but one Crom!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@fabiaschi Ah, by me! A tapestry for grand warriors!

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

Aye! None can match the greatest of Bards of Hyboria!

[The damndest bastard you ever met #BuyingBhakashal @DamndestBastard]

This guy.

No contest.

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

It appears I failed to breathe not only bravery at their birth, but intelligence. Europe and America no longer takes the cake for clown world.

[Anime Rave @AniRave]

Raising the 'One Piece' Straw Hats Flag is Officially Considered a Crime of 'Treason against the Country' in Indonesia after it was used in Protests against the Current Government.

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

By me... This is a grand tapestry of my greatest of followers and warriors!

I shall call forth for this artist to be given many boons for all his works. May he have many request his services.

[Sam Santos Art | Open for Commissions @SamuelSantosArt]

A Conan illustration I created a while ago, titled 'Cimmerian Dawn'.

@FredMalmberg
@cimerians
@JimZub
@frazettagirls
@Impulse785
@DamndestBastard
@HeroicSignature
@ConanComicBooks
@StygianDogs
@conanbycrom
@ComicsTitan

#Conan #conanexiles #Cimmeria #HyborianAge #Illustration #swordandSorcery

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

@WickDastardly @JungleAlways @TheManlet_King That sounds quite horrid. Mayhaps we can speak of these "whites" you speak of now? For these "Aztecs" sound just like Stygians, who would make even one, such as I, wonder about the worship of their demons.

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

By Me! While this... individual would tear the hearts out of children, my grandest of followers, Conan, would put his blade and pull out their entrails! Never would I have thought a clown to be the hero.

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

"That's right Guanoman! I'm holding the teopixqui hostage and you'll never find him."

"You monster! Without him we can't sacrifice enough children to make the sun rise!"

"The children will live! And there's nothing you can do about it! AHHHHahhahahahhaaaa"

[CromTakes @CromTakes]

Sounds like the excuse of a weakling.