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[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Keir Starmer won’t stop your kids being attacked by illegal migrants, he just doesn’t want them reading about it on the internet

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Sometimes, hecklers ask deeper questions.

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[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

WW2 hero Alec Penstone has passed away at 101. Here he was telling us that it may not have been worth it. How dare we have failed men like this that sacrificed so very much. We must work every single damn day to get our country back. God rest you, Sir.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[John Edwards @John_EdwardsUK]

Imagine if Starmer used “the full force of the law” to stop illegal migration instead of using it on ordinary Brits worried about illegal migration.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

This is how @Keir_Starmer is trying to portray our Unite The Kingdom and the West rallies compared to the rampant pro pally hate marches.

Spoiler alert two tier Keir.

You're fooling nobody.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS

“Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday.

The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning.

He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge.

“I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@Keir_Starmer Speaking on behalf of the British people, we all think you’re doing a crap job.

[Crookie @Crookie91]

@metpoliceuk @Inevitablewest @adje__ Give our regular police guns like the rest of Europe, not bloody taser’s. They shouldn’t have to risk their lives aswell.

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

The UK says it backs business

You take the risk
No sick pay
No paid holidays

And the reward?

20% VAT on sales
Up to 33.75% tax on dividends
19-25% Corporation Tax on profits
Hike on NI tax & business rates

And you wonder why people are walking away

[Crookie @Crookie91]

Next they will say buy candles to save on electricity and heating…

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Ed Miliband says pubs should serve warm beer to cut high energy costs

[David Webb @DavidWebbTweet]

@ClaireWard4EM @Tesco @RachelReevesMP Diesel £1.59 per litre

Tax to government 82p
Profit to garage 3p

Who is 'profiteering' here?

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

Council tax is now £5,031 in some areas in the U.K.

And has gone up every year for 25 years 

Yet we now have to sort our own rubbish

Bin collections have gone down

There are potholes f*cking everywhere
Police & social care services are worse

Libraries are shut & homelessness is up

Why is it that we are paying more & more & getting less & less

[Crookie @Crookie91]

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[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Starmer is no leader. He's a bureaucrat. An incredibly boring bureaucrat, and an incredibly ineffective bureaucrat. That poisonous mix of being utterly incompetent, but also blindingly arrogant. All with the personality of a doorknob. What a crap Prime Minister.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

There's always a Tweet.

Beautiful ❤

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

You said it, Keir

[Crookie @Crookie91]

Can’t be true. Have you not been watching the tv? Literally boat loads of ‘skilled workers’ have been arriving over the last few months…….. probably get that runway built in a couple of weeks now. 😂😂😂

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Just a heads up that an American startup called GRU Space is planning the first hotel on the moon by 2032, backed by Nvidia.

Meanwhile the UK government says it will take until 2035 to build a 3rd runway at Heathrow.