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@PlantTherapy @CourtnieMeyer

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@PlantTherapy @tracerwagner22

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Wow I just signed up for my medical insurance next year... I feel old

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Idk how anyone can enjoy watching The Office.... 🥴🥴 nothing is funny about it at alll

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@_marissjb You can just save up for a super badass trip 🤪

[Chi Beats @Mal_ah_chi]

My pops passed away Sunday night in his sleep unexpectedly at 45 years old. He was the best dad, friend, role model, and coach I could’ve ever asked for. Heaven got the sweetest soul that I’ve ever met in my life. I’ll miss you daddy. RT for me pls ❤️https://t.co/QNbTZgGOQJ

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@KaylaNoeee Sounds like we have the same kind of balance 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

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I did my Beachbody workout when I got home from work but then ate Cheeto puffs & nerd gummy clusters right after...... it’s all about balance..... 🥴 or something like that

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@jonathon4221 You cut it off?!?! Love it!!

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Tracer doesn’t have Venmo/PayPal or anything like that so when his customers want to pay that way, he has it sent to mine & I’m really considering charging him a fee, like I get 50% of the $$ 🤣🤣🤔 seems fair 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

If Nancy Pelosi can get her hair done in person - you can vote in person.

Pass it on.

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I need answers @Yellowstone 😫 how are you going to have an ending like that?!?!

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@_marissjb Omg we use to jam to these so hard!!! We had the best times jamming & being embarrassing 🤣

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@remi_wagner Tracer tickles mine every night until I fall asleep so I say not rude 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

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@KaylaNoeee Lol true but I think of all kind of scenarios.... what if someone tries to steal me? What if the plane crashes? What if I die and then Tracer finds someone else? 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’m going to be flying alone for my first time ever in August and I’m actually super nervous 🤣🥴

[remi @remi_wagner]

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Really need to start tanning cause I have a tanning package waiting to be used but I just really don’t want to call them every time I get there to go tan 😖 I’m sure I’m overthinking the process but it just stresses me out LOL

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@MaddieMayWalker I do this alllllll the time 🤣🤣🤣

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Me to Tracer: “if you had a choice to kiss me for $100 or the hottest girl in the world for $700, which would you choose?”

Tracer: “I’d just kiss you 7 times & make $700”

Ok... that’s not where I was going with this and I’m currently slightly offended