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Chicago 🏢 | UMich 🎓 | Florida 🏡 | ⚡️🚗 + ☕️🥯 + 🍟🍔

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Doesn’t have My Cousin Vinny and is therefore wrong

[Variety @Variety]

The 100 Greatest Comedy Movies of All Time: #Elf

Will Ferrell’s childlike earnestness in delivering the film’s indelibly daft lines — “You sit on a throne of lies!,” “Son of a nutcracker!” — turned “Elf” into a high-concept classic and cemented its place as a Christmas perennial.

Read the full list: https://t.co/2bY7P5rbUl

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On Cloud haters think they are so special

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Ace’s texts to Amaya leaked

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Add Barry’s, Philz Coffee, and a NYT Games subscription

[melody kim @melodyskim]

capitalism's final boss

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@McDonalds

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Christopher Columbus is so back. 👏

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@ecareyo Recession indicator

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@MostCrucified https://t.co/Af9smUm60C

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Every movie has that scene of the news playing on the tv with Wolf Blitzer reading a fake headline

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@McDonalds a hit tweet

[leia 🧚‍♀️ @shepherdgreys]

why'd i think she was going to guest star on severance i'm crying https://t.co/39L2ZqZGww

[frost children @FrostChildren]

The avian flu is really just letting everyone know who really fw eggs. I will pay up to $20 per dozen if need be. And yall have tapped out after $7. Embarrassing

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When I land on Reading Railroad and have to pay 3x rent

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Am I the only one who thought @taylorswift13 was in there?

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Uber driver very proudly gifted me a caramel hard candy, which I immediately put in my mouth.

This is the worst hard candy I’ve ever tasted, but don’t want to hurt his feelings.

Will be suffering through it for the next 7 minutes.

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@EthanProber @EthanProber destination in sight!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Costco’s food courts are reportedly replacing Pepsi with Coke products in 2025.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women