Brandi Crossen

•wifey• •girl mom•

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

breakups are the weirdest. one day you have someone you tell everything too and the next day you don’t speak

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

Most annoying thing about college “No PhOnEs AlLoWeD iN cLaSs oR yOu WiLl bE pUnIsHeD” excuse me Mrs. ma’am, I have a mortgage, a whole kid, and a husband. Im going to have my phone, this isn’t high school 🥴

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

y’all look silly slinging guns around on Snapchat and singing🤦🏼‍♀️🙄 I’ll never understand people who think guns are just toys 🥴

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

I love being a mama😭🙌🏻

[Dandadan Hate Club ™️ @sekkispeaks]

The government is really showing their ass over $1400. Talking about their afraid of people quitting their jobs and retiring... with $1400. $1400??? One four zero zero dollars!?

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

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[I Hope I Dont Sound Ridiculous but.. @DasaniWThaDrip]

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden they got McDonald’s money now.

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

Charleigh is two days old and I could already cry because I never want her to grow up😩🙁

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

how do you give your baby in the womb an eviction notice..asking for myself 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

I am so ready for Christmas time, best time of the year

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

craving a strawberry shortcake from the bulldog..I don’t even like strawberries 🥴

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

This is where the cowboy rides away.

[la frenchie ❦ @ladomibori]

Lord I rebuke any dark magic that this may contain and any evil it wishes to put upon me and others, in your name, amen.

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

My name is Brandi and my favorite hobby is bugging my husband while he sleeps 🤦‍♀️

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

The new house doesn’t have stained concrete floors and I cannot wait. So tired of having to sweep every 2 seconds 🤦‍♀️

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

Wish I could go back to my wedding day to eat lots of my cake instead of one bite 🤣

[Jacob @_Jaykeee]

I miss going to church.

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

My mom cried when I told her Kenny Rogers died. And that’s on being raised with the right parents and with the right music

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

You ever just come so close to having a wreck and somehow it’s avoided and you literally have to just stop dead in your tracks and thank God??

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

In high school I used to run a mile for a warm up before practice started.. BOY idk how. I just did a mile at the gym and I’m dead

[Brandi Crossen @CrossenBrandi]

Idk why I ever wished to be older and grown. Bills and stuff ain’t even the issue, but watching your parents and grandparents getting older is the worst. Wish I could go back to being a kid just soak it all in and absorb a little while longer