Gordon Crossman

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@darkm1nou 'Trolling', yes, that's it, absolutely

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@japan_nobunaga Have we not all, in our own way, lost our minds, and in our travels and our struggles to recover it, instead replace it with something better?

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@Muzan753 @Idolomantises It's like when you buy jeans that are pre-shrunk

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@Osinttechnical Is it bad that one burner has a bigger plume than the other?

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@ThatsBoSheep I can't believe nobody's dropped 'joker, smoker, midnight toker' in the list, but then again... *matt damon aging .gif, crumble to dust and blow away*

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@PigLazer It's a neat tonk

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@ZFDigiVagrant @VexTheSunEater ... Wait, you're not supposed to-

Ha ha, sorry guys, gotta run, I have to call my publisher and cancel that cookbook series

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@love2read78 @shoegal0128 @DBrodyReports @gtconway3d On top of that, the death of Jesus was the fulfillment of all the old covenants. If you go back to the Old Testament to pull up justification for your hate, you are looking at Jesus on the cross and saying "Nope, not good enough."

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@cuck1311226 @ribzoftiktok @nocontextmemes - Subscriber bases?

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@JoCat105 @TavernTalkGame ... Man it's kinda sad that we can't just go "Hey here's a neat thing I enjoy" without needing to say "No I am not an advertisement" anymore

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@MickeyPRowe1 @terraformastdio @RVAwonk Yeah but a full pack of smokes?Even if they don't smoke that's an easy sell and possibly currency in some circles

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@Bippinbits @gamealias What finale? It just stopped with no final episode ever

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@akumous @maximilian_ ... A story where a hulking green guy learns how to generate high voltage from electric eels, a yogi dislocates his joints to throw punches from twelve feet away, and an air force guy is allowed to have that ludicrous haircut

Needs a 'grounded' film?

... Okay my guy

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@hungrybowtie In my day, you had to be considerate and finish The Rewind before you could do The Return.

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@toygrind Half your personality

The other half is HWEYYYYYYY!

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@IballsInah @prestonstew_ Maybe it was a massive flex on his part.

"Yeah, sure, dudes are lobbing missiles at us, but more important right now, dude check out these donuts!"

"Aren't... Aren't you gonna do something about the missiles?"

"... No, Why?"

[Gordon Crossman @CrossmanGordon]

@CollinMurr I mean it's from The Onion

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@Coolcanguy44 @nspowerinc Absolutely Reggie. No question.

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@toygrind HWAAAAAY!