Lil bit sassy

Just a RN, finishing my FNP! have this annonymous account to say stuff i cant say in public! We all come from same trailer, different park!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

So, my 17-year-old daughter told me I was behaving like a 15 year old on this account. I think I'll just block her lol!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

I swear, I can't do a goddamn thing right.

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

I really hate suburb subdivision life...

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

My neighbor is trimming his trees and the limbs are falling in my yard... If he doesn't pick them up, I'm going to put them on his porch!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Is it so hard to be on time or even early?

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

50 year olds dating 30 year olds and wondering why they argue all the time! That's funny

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Bitch, your just like Monday, nobody likes you!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

I hear thunder, that's my cue to get to bed!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

People have mistaken my kindness for weakness for too long! Get prepared my friends, the bitch in me is slowly coming out... Be afraid!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Wine is proof God loves us and wants us happy! Drink.More.Wine!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Diabetes and obesity = job security! Don't put the fork down, I don't care anymore! I can only educate you so much. I give, you win!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Every choice you make has a direct result...

[. @BallinLikeJordn]

If you're gonna lieto me the whole time we date why date ✋😒😴

[¢j @SlayCharles_]

At the end of the day all you got is you

[Brandi Nicole Prine @brandiprine0]

You are just about as happy as you make your mind up to be

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

You smell that??? It's the hood! #northside!

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Sorry that you fit in with the low functioning half of society! Surely I'm not the first to explain this to you?

[Lil bit sassy @Crotchpuncher]

Anybody who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach flunked anatomy...