Liquor Store Clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification
Me: McDonald’s used to sell this thing called the McDLT - a styrofoam container with a cheeseburger on one side and lettuce/tomato on the other so ‘the hot stays hot & cool stays cool’
LSC: Enjoy your purchase
@Steven_Hyden@paranoiacs In the not very distant future… Bono steps up to the mic. “This is a song Rush Limbaugh stole from the Pretenders. Well we’re stealin’ it back.”
Sip a Terrapin beer while getting an up-close look at one of baseball’s newest ballparks on a guided tour of Truist Pak at sunset. Limited tickets available, get yours today!
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@Braves@TruistPark