Crovan

-IN CHARACTER DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY-

Veilhound. Connoisseur of The Punching. Commentator for @ufw_sl. Come listen to my words.

[United Furry Wrestling @UFW_SL]

UFW Nation! It's been three years, and we have an announcment to make. https://t.co/ju5TbkvJcJ

[CurtBombastic @CurtBombastic2]

Just wanted to congratulate everyone in @UFW_SL for breaking a record crowd for their latest Supercard event. If you haven't gone to a UFW wrestling event, then do so!! Best Furry wrestling on the grid!!!

[The Rogue Hall @theroguehall]

The day has come, it's the final Rogue Hall of the year!

We have FIVE HISTORIC MATCHES in-store including Revel vs. Athena Spearheart, Nyle Nightfire vs. Dany The Thunder, Brakman Wylder vs. Alexius Gant, Danni vs. Kasumi Hayata, and a MYSTERY MAIN-EVENT!

It all begins at 2:00 PM SLT, LIVE from The Rogue Hall in Grapital City: https://t.co/QfrU1o9des

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

(OOC) ngl, pretty close to this point myself. Especially after this weekend.

[𝓜𝓙 @MorganJonesVWE]

Some people need to come to the sudden realization that Secondlife Wrestling is roleplay within a game on a Virtual Platform. You're supposed to have fun and not take this stuff too seriously. It's seriously damaging to your real life health. Log off.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

It's never easy watching something you've been a part of come to an end. It's been a hell of a ride. But thank you @Valiant_SL for allowing me to commentate for you.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

I will be returning to the desk at @Valiant_SL for this last time tonight.

[Valiant. @Valiant_SL]

It's the final @Valiant_SL episode, ever.

Tonight, we celebrate the history of our great company by giving it a proper farewell featuring three huge matches, and some words from familiar faces. #VWFlashpoint

SLURL: https://t.co/KZMtAwSnkE

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@TaniRinkanSL Of course I am

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

"Stubborn? Just like @TonkaUFW ?"

...

"All the more reason to double down, train harder and claim my place as a top contender in this company."

Doesn't know what he's talking about? I dunno, sounds to me like he was spot-on.

[Alexander 'Leandro' Calhira @UFWAlexander]

Stubborn? Just like @TonkaUFW ?

....

Hmph. Dumb dog doesn't know what he's talking about...

Sorry I couldn't get the job done at #ScorchedEarth @UFW_SL Nation. All the more reason to double down, train harder and claim my place as a top contender in this company.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

Well, unfortunately my legal team has informed me that the contracts surrounding last night are air tight. I still feel stabbed in the back by Vincent. But I'm a professional. I'm not going anywhere, even if I have to look at that stupid meerkat's smug face every day.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@UFWAlexander Pro tip, Alex. If you're going to create an alter-ego, wear a disguise that actually covers all of your face and pick a name that isn't just the long form of what you normally go by.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

My legal team is exploring all remaining options after tonight. The thought of the assault against me going unpunished is unconscionable. I will remember this next time Vincent Carpathia needs a favor from me... #UFWUnbroken

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

Back from the hospital. Thankfully I received no serious injuries from that act of assault by @TastyMeerkat . I have a meeting scheduled with my legal team first thing in the morning.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@HeliosEusebioVW No, I don't

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@TaniRinkanSL @TastyMeerkat Look, I got hit in the head and then blacked-out. That is a sign of potential traumatic brain injury.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I am at the hospital right now, about to have an MRI done. That meerkat will regret this. @TastyMeerkat #UFWUnbroken

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

I took a bit of a risk last night. Put @TastyMeerkat against @DustyRoda. But in the end it went as I expected. Dusty may be mad, but she did what I knew she would do: Put the Meerkat in the Jackhammer! I've been around @UFW_SL long enough to know what makes people tick.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@TastyMeerkat @UFW_SL @DustyRoda Don't act like I'm doing you a favor. I'm just tired of going out to the ring every time you have a match.

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

Come check out this event for all of the punching! I will be there, so you should, too!

[🥊 @noxboxing]

Calling the action on Thursday night will be none other than @REMIJCROWLEY, and...

You know the catchphrase that has taken over the grid? "YES, YES! MORE OF THE PUNCHING PLEASE!" (Can you hear it too?)

@Crovan_SLPW will also have a headset on!

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

@TastyMeerkat @MareofMight @crovan Wow, she beat you so bad you even forgot what my Twitter handle was!

[Crovan @Crovan_SLPW]

Unfortunately, I had some important business to attend to so I was not able to attend #UFWUnbroken last night and gloat to @TastyMeerkat about how things are, in fact, going my way after @MareofMight utterly destroyed him. Oh well. But I do have his next opponent picked!