SAtirical Croweater

I only follow back South Aussies, please do that for me too. SAtire and #COVID_19 #Lockdown Advisor to Premier Marshall. I always run out of charac

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Good riddance #2021 but no, you couldn't go quietly, could you? Taking #BettyWhite with your last breath
Prick.

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Brings a whole to new meaning to #Covid #Test @travishead34 - get well soon!

#testcricket #ausvseng #TheAshes #Cricket

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

I really MUST start my #Christmas shopping soon

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

I suggested to Premier Marshall that we use the bloke from Chevron Traffic to be our new spin doctor as he 'cuts through' really well
#saparli #publicrelations

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

I told the Premier the only way we could win the next state election is if we gave the whole of @alpsa #Covid_19 - I was only joking Steven!
#saparli

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

I advised @marshall_steven to try and find a diversion from #saparli crisis. He said he'd ring his mate #timpaine for some reason #Ashes

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Surely, someone is taking the piss...
https://t.co/wiknK9Z4t7
#shitadelaidewater #southaustralia
#Adelaide

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

What a bargain!
#adelaide @shitadelaide

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Uh, I guess @LiberalSAHQ has written off #Sturt and #Boothby then #saparli #auspol

[Senator Penny Wong @SenatorWong]

When he was dumping the Liberals’ second submarine promise for their third submarine promise, Mr Morrison didn’t mention that up to 1100 local workers could lose their jobs.

Must have just slipped his mind.

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

It's great to see @australiapost has released their #Christmas2021 delivery schedule. Post your parcel to anywhere in Australia by November 30th this year and they'll guarantee to deliver it by #Christmas 2027

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Since when has #Echuca been in New South Wales, @abcnews?

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

I despair with current #journalism. The sign held up at the #TourDeFrance by the idiot in a yellow raincoat isn't in German as stated in this article on @adelaidenow but in French "Go Grandpa & Grandma"
#Adelaide

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

@maryann_aita Many years ago I went out to dinner with a potential business supplier with both of our wives, and he asked my wife if she was pregnant. She wasn't. For his trouble, his firm lost the chance to supply $12M per year worth of their product. If he was dumb enough to ask that...

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

If today is the #shortestday of the year, then why I am still forced to work for 8 hours?
Do I lose sleep or my recreation time or what?
I blame the Government & #5G phone towers.

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

If @Barnaby_Joyce is the answer, it must have been a bloody stupid question!
#auspol #BarnabyJoyce

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

It is understood SA Police are looking for the Skipper and Gilligan
#Adelaide
Corner of Hampstead Road and Regency Road.

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

#Australian Olympic athletes proudly model their just released green and gold #Tokyo2020 #Olympics uniforms especially designed for the #COVID19 games

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

@AdelaideMail @glamadelaide Oh goody, more lines about O-Bahnarcle Bills!

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

@jforjorja Hottest wheels in town! You could go on 'Pimp My Ride'.

[SAtirical Croweater @CrowEating]

Guess who ate instant rice for the first time ever, yesterday 🙄

[10 News Adelaide @10NewsAdl]

The types of plastic found are typically seen in clothing, tube piping and laminates. In worse news for those short on time, instant rice was found to contain 3-4 times more. However, the study also found washing rice before cooking can reduce the level by up to 40%.