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I calculated the odds of this succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway.

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Best Tweet ever. Shut it down, this is the best post.

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And that’s all we have to say about that....

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@BBMagaMom @meowpuppy Reminds me of the time Beta O'Rourke cosplayed at changing a tire in his campaign.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Have had 3 automatics in my life. I will admit, most of my vehicles have been motorcycles.

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@will58030719 @HLC_actual No worries, the VA will deny the claim.

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@HLC_actual Chuck Norris didn't die, he just gave Life a roundhouse kick.

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@elonmusk I was going to respond to PETA's post, but they had already blocked me.

I may have to make chicken salad to console myself, and confuse them.

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@emkenobi The draft has been over for about 50 years. Everyone serving since then has been a volunteer. Not that you would know anything about volunteering.

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@ned_flaczynski Hmm, living in a beautiful area. Yeah, sounds horrible. Not sure what your point is here.

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@unyielding_h @ned_flaczynski Does it have a 440? If so, how much do you want for it? Cool car, love the classic Mopars.

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This.

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@NickJFreitas @WatchChad By that last kick, she was gassed. Not that even the first one would be more than a nuisance.

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@JackPosobiec Let me guess, they don't realize that most the flag raisers died in the war.

Their larping does not compare to the sacrifice made on Iwo Jima.

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@PolitiBunny That's how I felt in CA. I eventually gave up and left for TX.

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@ingelramdecoucy Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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@PositiveSean Didn't actually think you would see that, but I shall lift my next cup of Earl Grey to you, sir! Hope all is going well.

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@TimothySandefur @TheOwlRonald @AandGShow As someone who grew up free range (Gen X) I agree with that comment. I joined the Corps to protect our freedom, not suppress it.

However, I do have to wonder with the sudden anti borders posts you have be putting out. I may be misreading, so apologies if I am.

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Today is National Hot Tea Day. @PositiveSean needs to know about this.

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@DOGE__news My driver's side window doesn't work. I could fix it in about 40 minutes, but it keeps me out of fast food. I have been pulled over twice since it broke, yet never ended up in handcuffs. Culture matters.

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@RochesterNY585 Does anyone in the "Death to ICE" crowd lock their car doors? If so, they are a hypocrite.

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@RiRi_LotusQueen @ofcrdeonjoseph "In cold blood" The only reason he wasn't hurt was because of cold temperatures. Notice the tires spinning.

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@nicksortor Funny how things like this only seem to occur in certain areas. This would never happen where I live. At least, not for long.