Harrison Saylor

Dev, fencer, Pokemon champion

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@TBFUnreality Should've put a little into laser eye surgery too

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@LexiconVGC Its only weakness is that stat spread 🥲

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@NBplaid @ChuppaVGC Honestly been enjoying the side stream more than the main stream

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

And this is how I learn Guild Wars is Homestuck

[emi エミ🗝️🫟 @keyokku]

in the guild wars 3 trailer, we see the six human gods dwayna, abaddon, dhuum, lyssa, balthazar, melandru,

so let me explain a bit about the lore of the six

these were six homies who picked up a MMO and played respective classes, some classes which are forgotten knowledge and not playable now, although a lot of current playable classes are based off of them. anyway they formed a guild called the Six Human Gods L33TSQU4D (really full of themselves calling themselves gods) and after they've completed end game content and become as powerful as there was to be, they isekai'd to another world, another MMO, the land of Tyria, where they retained their end game powers and resources and became gods and rulers of the land of noobs, and many players joined their new found server

of course there's always guild drama

so dwayna had a son with another player and because dhuum was an asshole, her son partied with some other players to PK dhuum to show him who's boss, and it was kind of humiliating so dhuum's authority was stripped and grenth took his place as one of the six guild leaders

due to some more guild drama and conflict they started to break apart and Abaddon wanted to be guild leader and attempted to overthrow the others to be the servers admin but he ultimately failed and was banned by IP

by this time they had so much drama with plenty of players so toxic so they were like fuck this it ain't fun anymore and kind of retired from the game, but they still kind of lingered and watched from afar

many years later Abaddon apparently was figuring out how to get unbanned and kept pulling strings and making the server really toxic so kormir and friends had to end things once and for all, and thus, they hacked his account and kormir stole all his things to become a new guild leader joining the five others

you're welcome!

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@ChuppaVGC @MoxieBoosted Well, are you?

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@BattleRoom Me when I have to learn something new

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@adisubra The texas battle bus would never have these issues

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@edmundmcmillen Triskaidekaphobia and Sociopathy for disorders
Malaria and Naegelria for parasites

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@m3nace_cs @edmundmcmillen Pretty sure it's just bugged and never goes back into the pool

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

Made a soursop milk punch today - it was absolutely delightful. @TBFUnreality if you're looking for new ice cream flavors, that's one to put on the list

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@1nvertedspear Local shop recently upped the price of flavored syrup from $.50 to $.75. No way the price of syrup increased 50%

[Stacy Mitchell @stacyfmitchell]

Cal-Maine, the dominant egg producer, wants to use the monopoly profits it has extracted though inflated egg prices to buy a breakfast food manufacturer. This is a merger that should be blocked. https://t.co/Sew47an2Th

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

In New Jersey they put gabagool in the eggs for the Easter egg hunt

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

I'm sure this is a fine device if you're used to it, but why the heck is the brew button a power symbol???

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@1nvertedspear Classic recruiter behavior

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@ChuppaVGC Someone needs to tell this guy about the nutquack leaks

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

@braverius Sounds like it's time to break reshiram instead of going to sleep

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Thanks orange man 💀

[Harrison Saylor @CrowVGC]

The children yearn to say "topmoth"

[Chuppa @ChuppaVGC]

please, stop trying to give restricted duos funny names. you have to stop. before it's too late