🔴 Crow

Every dog has its day.

[europoor @theEuropoor]

the type of girl that picks up your tab after your card declines for the 3rd time since you’ve been in france

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day 1 of posting europoor until elon says europoor

europoor

[europoor @theEuropoor]

the funny thing about europe’s economy is that

[waste management @wastemanagem3nt]

i like being here when everyone is pessimistic

makes me feel like a prophet of sorts

[waste management @wastemanagem3nt]

throw 200$ into this ca and thank me in a month

FFGQzvcNAucVQXueT7gPZegS8fK4aghXHNzGEvxWpump

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“europe is at the very forefront of innovation and decades ahead of america”

the innovation in question:

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this is probably the greatest europoor of all time

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when she asks me whats wrong but i can’t tell her i’m just thinking about how much i miss constantinople

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i told my unpaid intern to make me an infographic that explains the henry nowak situation. how did he do?

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the kool aid pineapple jar craze has hit germany in the form of herring and beer jars. my son Jürgen cannot get enough!

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keep being exactly the way you are, norway

[europoor @theEuropoor]

why is the president of france taking a picture with the nigerian soccer team?

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many such cases.

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european taxpayers funded this btw

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hows this for a british summer mate❤️🇬🇧

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hi, parisian here. i’ve made a list of my favorite things about living in paris

-my salary. i am so blessed to make €13,509 a year at my local baguette and mime store. no other city could offer me this and i’ll never take it for granted.

-safety. there is not a safer city in the world. all the residents here are well spoken and even more well behaved. and so diverse!

-affordability. i only pay €3,100 a month for my BEAUTIFUL 6 metre studio in the cozy saint denis neighboorhood. try beating that nyc!

[🔴 Crow @CrowXCoin]

@theEuropoor All right, mate

[europoor @theEuropoor]

let me give you a yacht breakdown

25% of these guys can truly afford to be here
20% of them are leasing their yachts
15% of them are american
10% of them are chinese cartel lords
10% of them are there as escape boats for the first 25%
20% of these are fake yachts

monaco!

[europoor @theEuropoor]

exclusive footage captured earlier this morning as two rival gangs in south london confront each other

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british men when their country is being ransacked by immigrants but someone says “lets get a pint after work”