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Behold, the functional malfunction.

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Here's a detail shot of it the OP just posted

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Okay, weird question for @tomhanks ... This was found at a swapmeet hidden behind a frame and a pic was posted in a FB group about weird second hand finds. Care to offer any explanation or can we just assume you were caught in the middle of abducting a child?

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@jackyjonesshow Both needed. Gluten forms a protein network allowing it to maintain its shape. Yeast gets it there, gluten is like a building block that holds it

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@jackyjonesshow Gluten makes bread rise. Without it it’s smaller.

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When combined with dip crackers are just edible shovels.

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I can’t believe I just spent the entirety of the past 2 days watching clips from British game shows and Kitchen Nightmares.

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I like how the first time I have more than one day off in a row in months is because I’m sick. What a pleasant holiday. I’m running out of food and tissues. Send help.

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If you won’t vaccinate your children there is one way to keep them healthy: Keep them indoors like the pet you seem to be treating them as.

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Does anyone actually use the other sides of the cheese grater or are they purely decorative?

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I'm Hungary for some Budapest-o.

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Is it possible to forget how to fall asleep? Because I think I’ve done that.

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Holy shit, guys; David Bowie died over 3 years ago. I think I’m ageing.

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All I want for Christmas is you, or at least something to the same approximate cash value.

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I’m not entirely convinced that the meat in the McRib was ever actually alive.

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What’s small, black, cuboid in shape, and literally fucking explodes, sending your whole house dark while smelling of burnt metal and plastic? My computer’s power supply unit. Goodbye, $189.

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If you guys want a good literary love story to constantly reference, forget about Romeo and Juliet; Start referencing Aragorn and Arwen. Now that's romance.

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I think my favourite part of today was where I refused service to someone for intoxication on the grounds that they couldn’t pronounce the word intoxicated. All they could say was, “Intohcksid.”

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Pearl jewellery: because nothing says beauty like a mollusk byproduct.

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Who the hell decided every included sushi soy sauce packet resembles a fish and why?

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Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, both dead within the same year. Rest In Peace, you comic legends. Many of us owe a huge chunk of our childhoods to you.