CrowbarExcalibur

CR Watcher | FFXIV Grinder | Type Moon (Giltard) | #MFFL

[CrowbarExcalibur @CrowbarExcalibr]

Ah, Jedis! I had no ideas! What can I do for you, honored Jedis?

[Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Americans really be like "I don't care how many fucking birds die, I NEED a completely unobstructed view of a parking lot"

[di.『🗡🎲』TTRPG Vtuber—restart arc @DiceQueenDi]

"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a campaign"
"...we can do a campaign"
"a real campaign, no west marches, no morally gray villain bullshit"
"i'll make you a very good traditional campaign. traveling through the forest, kill a dragon, get loot and everything"

[Turn @CousinTurn]

Conservatives: I am voting for Donald Trump for a 3rd term in 2028.

Liberals: sorry! The blue wave is coming!

Former NBA player who averaged 18ppg on 49% ts: after Mike and Kob, I think we gotta start thinking about Jaylen Brown as the best 2 way player ever

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

the best part about the inexplicable 1am tuesday night games on the Cock is they're always the most disgusting FT slop fest ever

[Bol don't lie @bol_dont_lie]

Luka Dončić had a (John Hollinger's) Game Score of 43.6 today.

He has 3 of the last 4 games with Game Score of at least 43:

Luka Dončić, 10/25/2026: 43.6 Game Score
Cooper Flagg, 4/3/2026: 44.2
Luka Dončić, 3/19/2026: 51.8
Luka Dončić, 3/12/2026: 46.5

[Coast to Coast Brasil | NBA @brasilcoast2]

UMA DAS SEQUÊNCIAS MAIS ABSURDAS DA CARREIRA DE LUKA DONCIC!

- CIRCUS SHOT COM AND 1
- LANCE LIVRE
- TIRA A BOLA DA MÃO DO BAILEY NA DEFESA
- FAZ O BAILEY IR PRO CHÃO
- BOLA DE 3

6 PONTOS E 1 ROUBO DE BOLA EM 20 SEGUNDOS!

[Presti’s Burner @weupnext0430]

Luka Fc Ant Fc Wemby Fc Shai Fc lets squash this shit we all ass

[Olympic Bean @olympicbean]

*SGA has worst game in 2 years*

Wilbon: “He literally can’t do wrong.”

*Luka drops 30 and talks shit to an arrogant 25 y/o rookie*

Wilbon: “Wheres Luka’s NCAA ring though?”

This idiot has an MVP vote btw.

[𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 🚢🛳️ @Gold_shits]

Fuck that concert bro

[JXN @jxckdagoat]

NBA Twitter:

ant trash talks: "omg we've never seen this type of aura"

luka trash talks: "this guy is just mean and has no manners and he'll never win anything"

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

LUKA WENT BEHIND THE BACK TO WALKER 😮‍💨

[Glen @Glenjr1988]

PJ Washington and Naji Marshall in the 1st half while Coop and Kyrie watched.

[Fluka Magic @FlukaMagic]

Walker Kessler with Luka as his PG

[lailai @lailaiizzy]

lying in bed feeling so empty

[Missy 🏄‍♂️ @missysinghsongs]

I’m having flashbacks 😩

[garret @GarretRan_]

Guy who escaped the alt-right pipeline because of the Umamusume concert

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Dwight Powell:

— 262 games with Dirk
— 389 games with Luka
— 54 games with Flagg
— Most games with 100 FG% in the 2020s
— Top 2 in bench REB by a Mav
— Top 5 in games played by a Mav
— Top 5 in bench PTS by a Mav
— Top 10 in REB by a Mav

Legend.

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenter]

2025-26 Mavericks vs 2026-27 Mavericks

[Aubrey @Pancake27Lol]

how it feels to have one really good day and then return to your super boring life

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.