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@StolenViolet "The mobility aid must not detract from my aura in anyway or so help me God I will not use it"

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@StolenViolet he needs it but he made sure to choose the cuntiest one of the bunch left to him by his father

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@StolenViolet yes

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Harry Potter where everything is the same except Severus Snape has the anime girl hair vents send tweet

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horror in the HP universe is severely underutilized and I honestly just think that’s a tragedy really

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@andromaxeoftroy My Draco is a lovesick fool who clings to any1 who shows him the least bit of affection he would NEVA leave Harry &if Harry left him he would NEVA leave him alone
Harry even slightly implies he'd take Draco back& Draco's tongue is down his throat before he can finish the sentence

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I'm pretty positive this isn't even a sim I made. Where did I get this even????

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scared tf outta myself because I found a file saved in my pictures folder named LOL that had no preview so I said fuck it and opened it in firefox and it was just this???

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why did I save this

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@andromaxeoftroy cutoff game legendary

but ALSO Draco Malfoy the Wife Guy™️ being the one to end a relationship also doesn't track to me. No way he is willingly giving up Harry Potter of all people. No way ANYONE is giving up Harry Potter lets bffr

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@andromaxeoftroy LEAST OF ALL MALFOY???

Harry wouldn't even admit he missed Ron when Ron stopped talking to him and Ron is the most significant person in Harry's life so anyone of lesser importance to him than Ron, Hermione, and Sirius doesn't stand a chance in my mind

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@microphoneicon thank u 🥹 <3

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puh! you guys only like me when i'm pseudo-incestuous age-gap horny posting about HP characters

which is exactly what I made this account for so good job you lot keep it up <3

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Teddy who had a crush (see, obsession) on his Godfather Harry who’s still madly in love with HIS Godfather Sirius who’s still not over James who’s completely oblivious to all of this and still, after all these years, happily married to Lily who is Very Aware send tweet

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is it even infidelity if everyone knows what's what

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don't usually gaf about ships w/o Harry but I do fuck with Tonks/Ginny lowk. Tonks bringing Teddy over to the Potter house like
Tnks: I wanna fuck his wife, run distraction for me?
Tddy: np
And the distraction is bending Harry over the couch while his wife gets railed upstairs

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Ginny and Tonks are just happy to be here (making out in a closet)

Albus Sev & Scorp are just happy to be here (making out in a closet)

James Sirius & Lily Lu are just happy to be here (taking after their grandfather and are actually just happy to be here. Oblivious as shit)

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all ships are incestuous if both characters are children of god, actually

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I hope I'm not just oomf to you but I'm also the freakiest ghost in the graveyard behind your house

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I'm deeply unserious about this account for the most part but if tweets like this flopped but my inane posting about the squirrels on my roof did numbers I would actually be mad enough to delete this app for good lol