Crowded Vomitorium

33-year-old french movie junkie, podcast listener, book reader, horror lover. New to Twitter 📽
Technicienne Conseil - CPAM

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

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🧁#happywhocares

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https://t.co/0RJ7pNqctt
Where's your god now?

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Motherf..... .
#Judas

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Hey Twitter! How you doin'?

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Help. Fuck. Too late. #fuhair

[Crowded Vomitorium @CrowdedVomitor1]

So apparently Facebook says I need a set of false teeth and a rose quartz dildo.
So I'm back on Twitter.
#youknowmetoomuchfacebook #weshouldstopseeingeachother

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

No matter where, I always scare! https://t.co/828QvoRYwe

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Fucking hilarious 🤣
#perfectmashup

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I want to marry whoever made this.
#nineinchnails #fyoulikeananimal #closer #closertocob

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Sketchy

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Always close car windows when out for a while 😂

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[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Unfortunately….. Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

[Crowded Vomitorium @CrowdedVomitor1]

C'est un bébé à base de Nutella. Mais si tu veux me porter sur ton dos jusqu'à la caisse, moi ça me va hein. #tuvasboiredeleaufraîcheetterelaxergeorgette #nutellababy #whoareyou #nopeimnotpregnant #imjustfat #butifyouwanttocarrymeonyourbackfeelfree

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Elle me sort "parce que vous êtes enceinte".
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Je passe à Gifi pour m'acheter une gourde thermomoncul. Dans la file d'attente pour la caisse, une demoiselle me dit que je peux passer devant tout le monde si je veux. Interloquée, je lui dis "comment ça?". M'attendais à ce qu'elle me dise "parce que vous n'avez qu'un article".