Ben Crowe

Dumb enough to have sports opinions, smart enough to know they don't really matter. BROWNS!

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@SportsBoyTony New single "self-made men" featuring Chet Hanks drops next week 👀👀👀

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@SportsBoyTony Actually Beau Brungard plays tonight. He's 5'8 so you know he's on their radar

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@SportsBoyTony Please argue that "technically wobbly spirals are easier to catch", and cite something about surface area.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@SportsBoyTony @MajorRugburn Fair but Booger McFarlands looking back segment on darfur (sponsored by skyrizi) was eye opening

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@SportsBoyTony @OwenOnTheBoard @923TheFan @LanceReisland Coach how much more grit can you expect to get from your squad when wearing a tiny black eyed peas hat? Would a beret possibly extract even more hustle/determination from the team? #headgear

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@egoldie80 1000% rigged and he knew it. Grossing saying "I'll have to ask him that" is proof , also who's idea was it to have the bet in the first place? I bet my life it's hammer. It's a 'hit the reset button when losing at madden' move. Embarrassing.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@JJCoop25 Respectfully, between Collins, Graham, and the osu guy, we've invested PLENTY in DT. This is insane to suggest, Respectfully. Insane

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@egoldie80 if it was out of context, what WAS he holding up 4 fingers up in regard to? Was he asked how many hotdogs he ate on the 4th? Also there's a difference between" I prefer one guy somewhat" and " I will only play for Watson"

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@KenCarman @SportsBoyTony @OwenOnTheBoard any one whoever had to sit through their weed guy spontaneously freestyle rapping knows why McAfee fanship can be taxing.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🚨TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT🚨

Dookie will be available on Spotify

For the last 20 years of my life I’ve been writing verses, choruses, and songs in my notes section..

The journey into music has been an incredible process and I think there’s some BANGERS coming

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@SportsBoyTony Tone as a more casual hoops guy, help me. From 1 to 10 nothing to something, what is the summer league play of the rookie so far? 4?

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@dylanlaz @Kwen_C Sounds like a guy who has no idea who the all time pressure leader is, like every other human on earth.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@dylanlaz @Kwen_C Quick, whose the all time pressure king? No idea? That's because it's not a stat it's a guy watching film judging who got technically close to a qb on a play. Sacks are what you're trying to get.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@ScottCottos Averages 6 sacks a year bud. Find me one difference making edge rusher that averaged 6 sacks his first 2 years. Edge rushers are day 1 studs or average. You're rationalizing us getting embarrassed and fleeced

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@CharlesRobinson Every year for the last 5 it has been "next year is an all-time qb draft" 9 months from it. Then college football is played one single guy separates himself and its "next year is an all-time qb draft" again. Trading the best d player for a 30th pick and a guy that averages 6 sack

[WizKay @WizKayTV]

I know Jared Verse is very good..

But the Jets getting more 1st round picks for Sauce Gardner than the Browns got for MYLES GARRETT just does not sit right with me.

[Quincy Carrier @Kwen_C]

in few years the Browns (if they are lucky) are gonna get the privilege of paying Jared Verse the same money Myles is getting to likely be half the player that Myles is.

and we get a pick 30 in the draft

lol what the fuck man

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@CharlesRobinson Jared "worth 2 firsts" has accumulated 12 sacks in 2 years. If a guy averages 1 ypc his rookie year the 2 ypc his 2nd is he an "ascending player". I've never seen a guy work so hard to call a shit sandwich filet minion in my life.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@barstoolsports Jared "same as 2 1sts" Verse. Same gm that gave 3 1st a 2nd and a 3rd for Wayson. Paus to be in the business of calling shits sandwiches croque madames.

[Ben Crowe @CroweLord]

@AkronJackson Micheal Pietrus