Dude you golf (69 degree TikTok shop wedge), you play hackey sack🤙🤙, you zyn ?!?!? And I see that condom 👀 you be cracking😂😎 you’re the man bro #nantucket
When my wife asks how big the fish I caught was because I told her I was going fishing but instead I drank 36 beers and passed out in Chili’s parking lot
Just finished my final round interviewing at my dream job. Did 5 separate interviews, aced the technical and case study ones. Got rejected less than 4 hours after the final interview. I hate my stupid chud life. Ice cold Miller Lite from The Dubliner.