Ayomiposi💞🌹

I'm a queen and a queen can never be anybody's pawn 😉

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Please don't date me if you won't talk with me everyday. There are people you can date, I'm not one of them.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Only you will spray, Riggs, Nivea, Dove, you still add club de nuit and 9pm. If you mistakenly pass where they are roasting corn, you will just hear voooom, you will catch fire.

🤣🤣🤣

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

@MoneYygrammar @epicenee Thank you o🙏🏼
I call it menses most time. I was chatting with a guy and he said ‘Menses’ sounds awkward to him😂I was like ehn😂

[TheDarkNurse @nr_davidolise]

To the general public,

Let me say this again. Auxillary nurses aren't a thing in Nigeria.
Be careful out there.

I'm talking about that aunty nurse in your street.

When you are sick, go to the hospital.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Again, to whom it may concern:

As at when due ❌

As and when due ✅

[Sandalilli² @MotoyosiAwosusi]

The hiholization of these Dove bar soaps are a joke man. Can't be dudu osun

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

@MotoyosiAwosusi hiho what ????
😂

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Btw,I sent yam and fried eggs to my talking stage this year… like I cooked and sent to her,she didn’t return my cooler.

Carry the cooler to your husband house,anini 😑

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

@Adedamohlarr For you to be this hurt, the cooler dey hot well well abi 😂
oya mabinu, no mind my gender 😂

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

food dey house, freedom dey school

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

@justtpelumi Na one you go pick 😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Sometimes ke?? Better do all you can to escape poverty, love can come later.

[Bamishey @TweetsbyTeeboy]

@CrownUnfading Happy birthday to you too lol

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

Chapter 28 begins on the 28th🎊🎊
Isn’t that amazing😉
Cheers to 28 years of life,resilience and becoming🥂🍾
28 on the 28th 🎉🥰

[Ayomiposi💞🌹 @CrownUnfading]

@TweetsbyTeeboy Happy birthday to you ❤️

[Bamishey @TweetsbyTeeboy]

Happy Sunday and Happy birthday to me❤️

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

omo make mtn first comot that “everywhere you go” fr,them dey vex me.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigerians have this obsession with wanting to paint themselves as victims and in a worse situation than the next person. Do you want pity?

"Your own even better. If I tell you my own."
"Life soft for you, you no wetin suffer be?"

You don't know people's situation and you are not even interested. You just want to comparatively victimize yourself as though there is an award for who suffer pass. Who even determines who suffer pass? What is the metric?

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

“i cant wait to be a mom”
omo i can wait o, where i dey rush go.