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This song is perfect ❤️ https://t.co/mw7osL9zpG

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This 80 Year Old Man Has Not Taken A Bath In 60 Years. Just Wait Til You See Him… Whoa. http://t.co/B7tcDX4VbZ

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.

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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?.

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Dont worry if you cant remember what happened, Facebook will forever.

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S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

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Sober, we don't know each other. Drunk, we are best friends.

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So when people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?

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I'm pretty sure God is a man. Because whoever put this crazy world together obviously didn't follow the instructions.

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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

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You can't have everything....where would you put it?

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Anyone else wonder why we drive in the parkway yet park in the driveway?

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You can call it Facebook, but I know scrapbooking when I see it.

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A real woman doesn't have to throw dirt on another females name to feel more secure about herself.

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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

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I wonder why guys mistreat and disrespect women. But then expect life to hand them a good woman when they're ready to settle down?!

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I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.

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A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their WiFi.

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There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.