Renly Baratheon

I will walk through hell, in these words, I've fell straight into your arms, @WldflowerTyrell.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Loras is already taken care of!

[* 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄. @SilveredPetals]

Still looking for people to date my kids, please apply.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Tosses @WldflowerTyrell’s phone at him. “Call your sister, let’s have some drinks in the back.”

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

@WldflowerTyrell is pretty. That is all.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

@illbornstag Almost almost. I feel like I’ve been waiting for the right moment... but I don’t know when that is...

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

@illbornstag Did what?!

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Wait what? What’s wrong with it?!

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

I did not fucking consent to this!

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

When Loras and I get married, I promise you can plan it.

[* 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄. @SilveredPetals]

If none of her children is willing to give her a big fancy white wedding, she's divorcing and remarrying Mace.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

@HawkishBeauty “This is true, but it doesn’t mean I -abandoned- you, my dear.” He reminds her with a smile. “Come get a coffee with me, we can catch up.”

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Pokes @HawkishBeauty

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

@illbornstag One of my favorite nephews!

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

“Oh good.”

Is -very- relieved about that... now his plan could go into action without worry.

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

Oh, absolutely.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Wait, am I really?

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

Are you kidding?

On the boyfriends list, you're the definitively her favorite.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

So she’s not gonna ban you from seeing me?

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

Doubt it.

You'd be amazed the stuff I've gotten up to that she's had to bail me out from.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

I think I just scarred your mother, @WldflowerTyrell

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

“Um. Sleep well?”

[* 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄. @SilveredPetals]

"No problems, sweetheart, no problems, carry on, it's great, everything is fine hahaha, I'm going to bed now, just ... Yeah." and she never left the bed again.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Oh gods...

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

“Alerie!” Chuckles awkwardly and runs a hand through his hair. “I didn’t realize you were around...”

[* 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄. @SilveredPetals]

o h m y g o d s why is twitter showing me this

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Loras is a m a j o r bottom

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Would this be a good thing or bad thing?

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

I'm adopted right?

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Oh -phew-

“Thank you, my love.”

Is SO relieved he doesn’t have to go on one of Alerie’s diet plans.

[Loras Tyrell @WldflowerTyrell]

I like your dad bod.

It's hot.

[Renly Baratheon @Crowned_Stag]

Ooof...um...

Can we get @WldflowerTyrell to weigh in on this?

[* 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄. @SilveredPetals]

Stricter than I am with Mace, obviously.

You don't want the dad bod.