Just crossed the border into Germany and the border police asked "Where did you come from? Where did you go?"
AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF MY SELF-RESTRAINT 🤣
Tesco profits up 159% to £2.3bn. In other words, Britain's biggest supermarket chain used the cost of living crisis as a pretext for blatant profiteering.
Slipknot sacked their drummer a few months ago, and suddenly Kate Middleton is nowhere to be seen?
Surely not a coincidence, she must be locked in rehearsals frantically learning their tour set list and getting a horror mask fitted.
Of course Russell Brand's followers deny the allegations. He has groomed an audience to deny/disbelieve everything they see and hear, which is very different from healthy skepticism. This knee-jerk denialism is precisely why people with plenty of skeletons in the closet love conspiracy culture: they have a built-in defense against accountability. It's all a conspiracy, always. I have met Brand, been on his show (years ago). It took a hell of a lot of courage for these women to come forward. They have all my solidarity.
One thing nobody tells you about being a parent is that you’re permanently on edge. Just heard my kid say ‘oopsydaisy’ from another room and I don’t know whether that means he’s dropped a biscuit or the house is on fire.