Darren

[Darren @Croxtond]

TRUST GOD AND CHILL. 💯

[Darren @Croxtond]

@tufdave Lmao cues “ take the shackles off my feet so I can dance”

[Darren @Croxtond]

@GoldPeak what is going on with the lemonade tea!? It’s sold out everywhere

[Darren @Croxtond]

Certain foods should not be eaten on a plane. This man got the whole plane smelling like subway 😒🤦🏾‍♂️

[Darren @Croxtond]

@GoldPeak can you please bring back the original version of the lemonade tea!!! This new recipe is not it 🙅🏾‍♂️

[Darren @Croxtond]

Air pods are so dramatic like why you had to fly across the floor like that when I drop the case lol 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Darren @Croxtond]

Im getting all the sleep today my ancestors couldn’t

[Darren @Croxtond]

@Delta who said we liked sun chips and biscoff cookies that much for them to be the main snacks lol I think we need different options.

[Secular Chad @SachabhartiyaRW]

Everybody checking twitter to see if facebook is down for everyone else #facebookdown

[Darren @Croxtond]

😂😂😂

[TIKI @whoDAfuckisTIKI]

Keke Palmer baby daddy somewhere talmbout “SEE!!?”

[Darren @Croxtond]

Usher brought out the Nupes yeah he won this year 💯👌🏾

[Darren @Croxtond]

I hope to one day have the @KattWilliams @moworldwide type of idgaf energy

[Darren @Croxtond]

Shout out to our larger people who purchase the bigger seats instead of trying to squeeze in to the traditional ones. We appreciate you!

[Darren @Croxtond]

If you texting me from a random number you gotta make your presence known or I will not respond. I need to know who it is before I get entrapped in a convo I don’t want to be in.

[Darren @Croxtond]

Who be f$&king up these hotel rooms for them to be charging $150/$200 a night in incidentals. You stay 5 days that’s an extra stack 🫤

[Darren @Croxtond]

I be getting up in and out the car like I’m on my 600-Pound Life lol I need to quit it 😂

[Darren @Croxtond]

Some of yall don’t be reading the room and that’s the problem.

[Darren @Croxtond]

I hate when people say they’re making curry chicken and the sauce be from a jar 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Darren @Croxtond]

I’m sorry but I be hella annoyed at little kids that don’t cover their mouth on planes or other public places. People act like their gems not the same cuz they small lol

[Darren @Croxtond]

Working the week of Christmas in corporate America is the equivalent of “senioritis” in high school…. I don’t want to do $h*t