it me

let’s get this show on the road

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Microdosing being married to a man (again) by gently but firmly guiding a boy Instacart shopper. Matthew, are you telling me there are zero (0) tomatoes in the entire store at 10AM

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Kristi Noem's husband lying in bed after giving her a Victoria's Secret gift card for Christmas

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Nobody:

Kristi Noem’s husband:

[birdy @magp3ye]

Im assembling a team

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[n @destroymen69]

One time in a taxi in Spain the spanish driver apologized to my family for what his ancestors did to mexico and we spent the rest of the ride like this

[mike wing @immike_wing]

newgrounds used to get 3,000 flash animations a year, most are forgotten

so i made a site that shuffles through them

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

Ex-developers of The Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light are building a roguelike where each time you die, time skips forward 10 years.

- Explore a massive wasteland
- Your actions reshape the entire world
- Fully destructible environments

It's called Erosion. Looks great!

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

A Chinese student builds a website that allows users to see the distribution of flowers around the world at a glance. The site visually displays records of vegetation growth and allows users to filter plants by type, climate, altitude, and other criteria. It also includes a global real-time weather system, making it an interactive tool for understanding nature and the distribution of plants across the planet. 🌍🌸

https://t.co/IhPlaztXej

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

she the only one who can stop the war with Iran

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[hector @eggthoor]

gays de guadalajara preguntando si habrá concierto de kali uchis

[Jorge Daguerro @Jolsck]

Kali Uchis intentando salir de Jalisco en estos momentos

[Lanaphoria @Lanaphoria]

🚨 | Lana Del Rey Responds to Pitchfork's Headline for her new music Video:

"I Took It Out"

[REYLEAU @reyleauceanblvd]

Realizing White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter is a horny song

[Glitz @ladygodga]

She's mentioning cocaine, baking, stove. WE ARE SO BACK

[it me @CrtlAltDelusion]

I qqquit