Carter

Tune in, freak out, get beaten

[Carter @Crtr94]

..and all the other freaks will share my cares

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

HAWKS WIN!! HAWKS WIN!!

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

if hell is real Ima for sure end up there for all the Microsoft points n 3 month Xbox live subscriptions i juug'd off of people for telling them i could get them 10th prestige in mw2

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow what a ride!"

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

[Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB]

3rd & 93 upcoming...

#HailState

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

HAWKS WIN!!! 🏆

[Dr. Gonzo @300PoundSamoan]

Hump Day Gonzo Art #73

[Dr. Gonzo @300PoundSamoan]

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

HAWKS WIN!! #Hawkeyes #FightForIowa

[Carter @Crtr94]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[Carter @Crtr94]

And why are they called the Central Muskies and not Central Chargers anymore? That's lame

[Carter @Crtr94]

Can't believe my lil bro is going to be in middle school #timeflies

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

We are living in dangerously weird times now.

[Carter @Crtr94]

Out of sight, out of mind

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Football is awesome.

[Carter @Crtr94]

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you eat.