Joe

Options Trader with a penchant for vintage watches and anything sautéed in olive oil

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

*Crude_Slayer signed off at 4:26pm on April 20th, 2020*

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Grades were just posted for the spring semester... Finished with a 4.0 GPA despite the coronavirus.

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Just eat a damn steak

[Jenna Jameson @jennajameson]

The ingredients in two plant based meatless burgers are IDENTICAL to dog food. The top investors in “impossible meat” are Richard Branson and Bill Gates.

[1 lot hero @1_lot_hero]

Me.

[Bloomberg @business]

BREAKING: J. Crew files for bankruptcy protection https://t.co/UQkyYAqwcp

[BILLIONS @SHO_Billions]

One man's enemy is another man's ally.

#Billions premieres May 3. Only on Showtime.

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

But they still won’t discount their chinos

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: J. Crew is preparing to file for bankruptcy. It's one of several high-profile U.S. chains on the verge of unraveling during the coronavirus pandemic. https://t.co/LM6UZ810HF

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: J. Crew is preparing to file for bankruptcy. It's one of several high-profile U.S. chains on the verge of unraveling during the coronavirus pandemic. https://t.co/LM6UZ810HF

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

@BrentBeshore @shawnSURI

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

@BlueAngels @AFThunderbirds That’s what that noise was... in my head I’m like, this is it.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Quarantine: Day 46

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Get this vegan propaganda off my timeline and fetch me a ribeye with lobster mac

[Bloomberg Markets @markets]

"The food supply chain is breaking." Plant shutdowns threaten widespread meat shortages, while farmers look to cull millions of animals they can't get to market https://t.co/wnUkBlavuk

[fall. fall in. fall in love. @prafsimons]

SAINT LAURENT will no longer show according to fashion weeks. Now they will show when they feel like it.

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Mojito Sunday, why not.

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

@PeterSchiff Nordstrom’s discounting black leather YSL Chelsea boots, no one discounts black leather YSL Chelsea boots... sell.

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Day 43: I blew my first red light for fun and had a NY strip for breakfast

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

Must be from Brooklyn

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

It’s one of my favorite days of the year. Why?

Because it’s Ella’s day.

Born today in 1917. The First Lady of Song. 💕

“Mack the Knife” (1960) #RIP
https://t.co/TOdyoNP3fF

[Joe @Crude_Slayer]

@themouseyouknow Lmao, teenagers aren’t legally eligible or financially conscious enough to trade futures... Those who think they are purchase ETFS on robinhood like $USO and lose all their parents money because they don’t understand rolling contracts or contango. Let them be.