Bert

Im a dirty lil bug man scrounging around and sniffing for trouble. Come on over and tell me about your day saucy baby 👌😌

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Sometimes ur boss texts to apologize to *you* that their performance isn't up to par. Wild.

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

You can Shenan once, but you bet your ass you won't live to Shenan again

Thank you. See you in 2024

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Why do so many southeners think they're being targeted? Never once heard someone call a southerner stupid. All we say is yall have no animal protection laws and loose gun control. Stop being so angy bruh

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

@columbinefields Rip out your peepers and put them in a little cup with dawn dish soup. That's what I do

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Stranger things is truly getting stranger by the season. Things they could have gone without:
*Child abuser gets redemption arc
*Graphic torture scenes
*Mike being a cunt
*Joyce leaving her kids in a time of crisis (she would never)
*Nancy and Steve's will they won't they dance

[Jiminsi 🥩 comms open ✨📌 @jiminsi_arts]

who's my widdle high functioning yandere? oh yes you are! oh yes youuu are! 🌸☺️🌸

#MDZS #魔道祖师 #忘羨

[munchy 🍅 ⋆ rolling on the floor @munchy_k]

does anyone remember the original of these ?

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Whoever's in charge of the Loki series made Loki a Straggot and Id like to file a complaint

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

@eskaevai Gorgeous. A feast for the eyes

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

@solonote_ Ok but now imagine ur looking through the eyes of one of the bigots who say ur intimidating. For them, at least a 5

[clouvu 🏳️‍🌈🐸 @clouvu]

Im so sorry lmao

#dimileth #fe3h

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

I just found out that its considered strange to compete with your cat to catch house mice...

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

news anchors after 72 hours of reporting.

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

My meat is huge.
Send tweet.

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Shout out to those boys in the french penguin hats

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Dont judge us..theres a spooky murderer out there! We'll just stay here until things are safe..

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Shout out ✊

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

Among us presents: "Mr.Pres and his right hand man"

[Bert @Crum_Daddy]

New swimsuit just came in, feelin sexy, might delete later :P