Hernia Man

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

How your coworker looks at you when you used a magic wishing stick to curse her with an uncontrolled and boundless love for you which she is imprisoned by

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@TaarnasLair @CoachSteve239 @TheOfficerTatum it’s rainbows and inclusivity retard, there isn’t a fucking agenda.

[𝑀s. Creant ✿˖° | 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 @Aameridoll]

How "women never want the awkward, nerdy, unattractive men" males look at you when you ask them if they've ever paid any attention to the awkward, nerdy, unattractive women:

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@Bull_Aldrin @Sam_Burton2K24 @interesting_aIl nothing better to do 💔

[Toby M @TMacdef]

@escapefrommelos

[Christian @chriszak]

@escapefrommelos too much twitter and not enough real life will turn you into a rape obsessed incel

ya’ll need help fr

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@MoralClickbait @dhe3g you’d believe anything they tell you huh?

[anna ⧗ @natsmocha]

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

[SⱯGE @thefinalsage]

Now this is the one that’s gonna get a lot of niggas stuck

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@TaarnasLair @CoachSteve239 @TheOfficerTatum the point being what? children are being groomed by walking over multicolored crosswalks or reading shirts that say “all welcome here”? you people need to grow the fuck up, it’s pathetic.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@xDRAGON_BLACKx @fuckfacedmoron @StickFishy_ @1SHJYS1 @Coinvo you know you won’t get paid for engagement unless you also have a checkmark right? you’re just doing this for free rn

[Melissa’s Potiac Vibe’❤️ @yashudalistened]

@ProjectLincoln @TSgRobertELee When do we celebrate thus gem?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Stephanie ✨🧳✈️⚽️ @StephsMundo]

@glenn_tunes 💯%!

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@Hestia_Esq @esjesjesj nobody killed a child?? am i missing something??? did they have a second child or something

[amp @aswampghost]

@March1836 @esjesjesj no "human life" was taken, this is not a christian country, nobody is beholden to entertain your bullshit ideals.

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@rhodeislandmike @DreamLeaf5 crime is going down in the chart

[Hernia Man @Crumchster]

@ClareTerice @douchefag516 @TheOfficerTatum being gay was literally illegal in some states until 2003. go fuck yourself