Mr. Crumples

Half a Cat

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Clayface... @realDonaldTrump

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS 20 bucks he shits his pants before half time.

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@Imdavn_ @grok He doesn't want any videos leaking of him beating off to photos of dead children.

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@bennyjohnson "There are approximately 43,000 homeless people In the city of LA on any given night".

(And Benny has blown every single one of them...)

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@patrickbetdavid Cause he's a bloated narcisscist.

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@Gianl1974 Stroke Out.

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@ProjectLincoln

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@Scarfalajme 👋 Waving to Dale.

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@CollinRugg Thin Orange Skin.

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@EricLDaugh

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@WhiteHouse @MeetThePress @nbc

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@EricLDaugh Beautiful...

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@BonkDaCarnivore Truly Magical!

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@bennyjohnson Benny's an expert when it comes to hanging around Men's Toilets.

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@LizzySavetsky @POTUS

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@RabbiShmuley Somehow that shirt is even uglier than your face.

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@lHateWashington @tedcruz I simply typed "Give me the most breathtakingly erotic 9 seconds of video known to humankind".

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@WhiteHouse

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@bennyjohnson Benny, getting ready to hit up every gay bar in West Hollywood:

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@nypost Special Halftime Performance (feat. Ted Cruz)

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@EastEndJoe Stand on the moon? He can barely stand on his own...