Crumps M8

Liam JP, Crumpsallian, Mancunian, Red, Accident prone. Co-Composer of Viva Ken Barlow.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Right lads just a quick tweet to tell you all switching my emotions off this summer when it comes to transfers. Don't care, shut the fuck up it's all bollocks. See you when that cunting windows slam shut. Hope you all have a fantastic summer. Laters taters, ya boi

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@imfootballmad Look at that face, or did you mean Phil?

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@imfootballmad yes Broski.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

When you see a police chase and a yellow Kinder egg thing gets launched out of the car in front's window. Happy days.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@smokey8978 Sometimes it feels like you're the only one who truly gets me. Or bothers reading tweets. The less said about Bitty McLean the better.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Did you know that famous 90s reggae duo Zig and Zag hated eachother to the pint that Zag drowned Zig's wife & children in Diane Louise Jordan's luxurious swimming poll.

Also but unsurprisingly Nobby the sheep has a string of sexual convictions

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Did you know that famous 90's reggae duo Zig and Zag hated eachother to the point that Zag drowned Zig's wife & children in Diane Louise Jordan's luxurious swimming pool.

Also but unsurprisingly Nobby the sheep has a string of sexual convictions.?

#RPforSmellingMistakes

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@_NickNewell_ Probably wank myself imo a a coma and eventually have to have the plug pulled. Worth it though.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

I do dumb arse shit daily but subbing for YouTube Music instead of premium is up there. I just want to listen to Bigfoot stories in the dark with no adds. Now I am stuck with Spotify's shitty arse Temu dupe for a month.

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@ZuzuMUFC How's about ZuZu Mc Rusty Trombone? Would most definitely check the age of who you're arguing/conversing with though tbph.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Silver lining time, said half in jest earlier in the season but no Europa & a bottom half finish & I can genuinely see the Glazers selling up to SJR finally, because those shares are going to end up dropping like our goal difference. Still want Amorim here no matter what happens.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@ZuzuMUFC Probably pie in the sky like but fuck me I've gotta be positive about something with this shit show. 🤣

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@ZuzuMUFC When you look at SJR's personal wealth and then the money INEOS have at their disposal for investment can see SJR buying the shares up and then some financial jiggery pockery in selling the land off. That land around the new stadium is going to be worth a ton I'd assume.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Yeah deffo not the filth that is it.

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@smokey8978 I'm often wrong about shit but so far am batting whatever is a good score in cricket on the gimps.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

Mid table finish with no European football would see the Glazers selling up before their shares could lose even more value. If we get CL football next season they might try to cling on. Sophie's fucking choice, always want us to win but if we get knocked out I think they're gone.

[Crumps M8 @Crumps_M8]

@Dylyano One player capable of leading the line & his form is through the floor after a promising first season. The squad is a lop sided mess with players incapable of playing the systems our manager was brought here for (he wanted to start in the summer too)

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@AmorimEra_ Just one forward capable of leading the line (still developing & his form through the floor). That's how ETH started the season too ffs, no alternative, no kid ready for the step up, no old pro whose experience helps the younger forwards, not even a fucking The Weghorst on loan.

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This squad was pretty much set up for ETH to fail, Amorim inherited it and was only allowed Dorgu. Only 1 centre forward who's been out of form after a promising first season. Just one player capable, no alternative, no old pro on his last legs, not even fucking Weghorst on loan.