CJB

Obnoxiously & Aggressively American

[CJB @CrunchMastaB]

I used to be able to even, but now I can't ... Literally

[CJB @CrunchMastaB]

Scientifically speaking...Water takes forever to boil... But especially when you turn on the wrong stovetop

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I'm about to let the dogs out

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How anyone figured out anything about science like protons and neutrons and shiz is still beyond me - like how do you kno that? #conspiracy

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If Spieth wins- the trend is real and in year 2218 an 8 year old will win the masters

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In tonight's game, keep an eye on Hingle McCringleberry - he's the real deal

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@rickyb_201

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Hashtag savannah st pattys day

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@MythBusters Will these really save my life?

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Carpet is definitely one of my top ten types of flooring

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Im only on season 2 of 24 but it doesn't look like shit ends well for Pres. Palmer... I mean he's selling car insurance for god sakes

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Overusing hyperboles will kill you!

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@rickyb_201 did you get diagnosed with a case of swoleiosis? Beach seasons around the corner - I'm gonna get bigger than the Jonas bros

[CJB @CrunchMastaB]

So are we all just ignoring that @DeftaSaurus follows @Pornhub on twitter? Ok just checking

[CJB @CrunchMastaB]

Today I squeezed toothpaste into my hand like shaving cream - not bragging just thought you all should know

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To all my family and friends - it's 81 degrees here in December - the song name seems appropriate too

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Waddup BROHIOOOOO

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I'm really pretty amazing at everything but especially modesty ... irony

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The only good thing about breaking bad ending is that I won't have to see Walt Jr anymore - GOD that guy sucks

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I'm a non conformist