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[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

Gambling on online casino slots is for suckers. It's just RNG... #HorseRacing #Gambling𝕏 #slots

[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

@mrwtffacts 🫡

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

DUMB Intern for DoorDash confuses TPain for soccer player Tim Pain and pisses off the music legend in the process.

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@jahreinndota @10_cow_wife @benadryldoer Only slightly disagree -- my experience was small quantity and high frequency cause this more than just smoking a bunch. If everything tastes better while high, eating tasty foods sober is for peasants now.. ill be patient and fully enjoy that one big mac at midnight after 15 hrs

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This is what AI was made for 🤣

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Jensen Ackles says it felt "natural" reuniting with Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins on The Boys Season 5

Antony Starr: It seemed... natural
Jensen: Don't say it
Antony: as opposed to Supernatural

[Dash & Chase 🐾 @therealdashdog]

You’ve seen the angle from the MLB broadcast. Here’s the other angle of that exact moment that the hooman filmed 👀

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

John Ratzenberger was about to walk out of an audition in 1982 when he decided to try something reckless. The producers of a new NBC sitcom about a Boston bar had just told him they already had enough characters.

Instead of leaving, Ratzenberger leaned forward and said the show was missing one thing.

A bar needs someone who thinks he knows everything.

He pitched the character right there in the room. A postal worker who hangs at the end of the bar explaining strange facts nobody asked for. The man’s name would be Cliff Clavin.

The producers laughed. Then they wrote him into the script.

That last minute idea turned into one of television’s longest running characters. Cheers ran for 11 seasons from 1982 to 1993, and Ratzenberger appeared in 273 episodes. Cliff became the guy delivering bizarre trivia about everything from volcanoes to postal routes while everyone else rolled their eyes.

But the strangest part of Ratzenberger’s career happened after the sitcom ended.

In 1995, a brand new animation studio released its first movie. The film was Toy Story. Ratzenberger voiced Hamm the sarcastic piggy bank.

It looked like a small voice acting job.

It quietly became a tradition.

Pixar invited Ratzenberger back again. And again. And again.

He voiced the Abominable Snowman in Monsters, Inc. (2001). A construction foreman in Up (2009). A crab in Finding Nemo (2003). A flea circus ringmaster in A Bug’s Life (1998).

Film after film, a pattern formed.

Ratzenberger appeared in every Pixar movie for more than two decades. Fans eventually realized the running joke. The former sitcom side character had become Pixar’s hidden mascot.

More than 20 films, billions of dollars at the box office, and one voice popping up somewhere inside each story.

Ratzenberger once explained the secret simply.

“If they call, I show up.”

To most people, John Ratzenberger is still Cliff Clavin leaning on a bar in Boston explaining useless facts.

But behind the scenes, the actor who almost left an audition in 1982 accidentally built one of the most unusual streaks in movie history.

One improvised character created a sitcom legend.

One piggy bank voice turned him into Pixar’s quiet good luck charm.

[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

@JetsPizza As a ranch fanatic how can I not comment!?

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@KabutoKing_ So as the Kabuto expert @KabutoKing_ how much money am I holding now(probably not selling) and how much do you predict in a year or 2??

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

During the filming of Better Call Saul’s episode “Bagman,” something heartwarming happened that might restore your faith in humanity.

While shooting in the scorching desert on the Hajiilee Reservation, a stray dog wandered onto the set and collapsed between Bob Odenkirk and Jonathan Banks. She was severely dehydrated and in terrible condition.

The crew gave her food and water, but Bob couldn’t just leave her there. He personally contacted the reservation authorities to get permission to take her to Albuquerque for treatment.

At the vet, they discovered two heartbreaking details:
She had apparently never walked on grass before, she didn’t recognize the sensation.
She was pregnant.

That’s when the Better Call Saul family stepped in.

Rhea Seehorn helped deliver the puppies.
Every single puppy was adopted by someone from the crew.
And the mother? She went home with Patrick Fabian, who adopted her, along with one of the pups for his daughters.

Jonathan Banks later shared the story on a podcast, nearly in tears.

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

MCU Aliens Don’t Speak English And Here’s Proof 🚨

Ever wondered why every alien in the MCU speaks perfect English?

In Guardians of the Galaxy, when Peter Quill gets arrested on Xandar, the Nova Corps scanner reveals he has a translator implant in his neck. Rocket and Gamora have them too.

That means we’re not hearing English we’re hearing real-time translations.

So why can’t anyone understand Groot?

Because his language isn’t in the translator database. When he says “I am Groot,” that’s all the implant can output.

Rocket understands him not because of tech but because he actually learned Groot’s language.

Even in Avengers: Infinity War, Thor says he studied Groot’s language on Asgard. So it’s real, just rare.

MCU aliens don’t speak English.

We’re just hearing the universe on auto-translate.

[Kabuto King @KabutoKing_]

In honor of becoming the second most hated guy on X today, here is a giveaway

Winner Receives:
👑 1,000,000 $KABUTO tokens
👑 2003 Skyridge Kabuto CGC 10 (pop 16)

How to Win:
👑 Follow @KabutoKing_
👑 Like & Repost

A winner will be picked Wednesday evening. Good luck and thank you all!

[Memes Universidad Nacional @nacional_memes]

En Estados Unidos un perro policía llamado Blitz se negó a quitarse los stickers que unos niños de kínder le pegaron durante una visita escolar. 🐶

Blitz llegó con su guía para que los pequeños lo conocieran. Cuando empezaron a cubrirlo con estrellitas y caritas felices en el chaleco y el lomo, Blitz se quedó quieto, tranquilo, dejando que siguieran con su juego.

Al terminar, su guía intentó retirarle los stickers. Pero Blitz giró el cuerpo y movió las patas para conservarlos un poco más, como si quisiera guardar ese cariño.

Al final, volvió a la patrulla con el chaleco lleno de colores, caminando orgulloso como quien sabe que hizo sonreír a muchos niños.

Créditos: Jorge historias

[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

@elonmusk I actually had a middle school substitute teacher that was a regular, veteran who told us mostly lighted hearted stories. Mr Muse? I think so, spelt different I'm sure. Really cool guy 😎🛩️🗽🗺️

[Star Wars - The Direct @StarWars_Direct]

BREAKING: Disney has reportedly chosen Dave Filoni as the new head of Lucasfilm, replacing Kathleen Kennedy!

(via https://t.co/McKx9LwLHG)

[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

@JigglypuffKing_ @beckettcollect I might have one. What are they worth to you at the moment? 🤔

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@RarifyMagmar @KabutoKing_ Kabuto to the moon!!!

[Omanyte Overlord @OmanyteOverlord]

Two can play this game… @KabutoKing_

My troops have captured a Kabuto spy sneaking into our territory. We have him surrounded

Let my boy free and nobody has to get hurt

[Horse Racing Tips @CrunchyMutfruit]

@KabutoKing_ I might list these on eBay and see what happens. Unsure yet...