Crunchy 🍉

20. Professional oat milk hater. On the hunt for joy and whimsy. #PatsNation

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Patriots, CB Christian Gonzalez agree to 4-year, $135M deal with $102M guaranteed.

(via @RapSheet)

[ProjectMoon @ProjMoonStudio]

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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This app is making me sad. I will be saying goodbye and returning to my other job besides tweeting, which is playing wide receiver for the 49ers.

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@Patriots @DrakeMaye2 @DKSports

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

Whole CM lobby on autopilot bro I can’t 😭

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@ItsAWildGoatman Tastiera & Liberty Island? 🇯🇵

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

"Cygames, what did you prepare for Daring Tact fans this half-anniversary?"

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@MarinoMazzeiJr @dumpsterjpeg

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

So I just learned today at the end of Satono Crown’s career in JP Uma Musume that the IRL horse’s progeny Tastiera makes an implied appearance… 👀

Tastiera is a really interesting horse in his own right, probably one of my top candidates for a future Uma in a few years.

[Goat @BaekilmongGoat]

?!

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@MejMcQueer Don’t let Espo being in the losers bracket hide the fact that she is super gay, girl cannot be direct with what she wants to say to save herself but she cares so much for those around her and also she is a constant flustered mess

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@MejMcQueer Coughs again

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@MejMcQueer Coughs

[kat @IScreamKat]

[EN TL] [May 1, Furioso Birthday]

Espoir City got Furio some sweets! Or... she's trying, anyway.

[𝐊𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐀｜𝐋𝐕.𝐂✦𝐍🐊 @Kontenasan_bf]

Tokyo Derby 2026
📍 Oi
📏 2000m
💰 1st: ¥100,000,000

🥇 FINGER
(Gun Runner × Estilo Talentoso(Maclean’s Music))

A brilliant victory, showing outstanding sustained speed 👏

📷kontena

[FanDuel Racing @FanDuel_Racing]

A photo finish 📸 in the Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)!!

Favored LOVCEN got up in the final stride to steal the victory under Kohei Matsuyama. The son of World Premiere has now won three Group 1 races. #ロヴチェン

Can he win the Japanese Triple Crown?

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@feliciteacup I have an infinite amount of faith in a new Air Groove alt when Duramente finally gets her first one

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

@JhonHearerer WHY IS DANTE THERE BRUH

[Crunchy 🍉 @CrunchyTheKid2]

Yeah uhhhhhhh vote Espoir City her gay panic can speak for itself

[Ari @MejMcQueer]

UMAYURI TOURNAMENT LOSERS' BRACKET ROUND 1 MATCH 21

Who is gayer, Espoir City or Transcend?