Greg Thomson

Nutty web developer. I like to cook and throw discs at trees.

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@realDonaldTrump you’re fired!!!

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Yay for last night in Houston!!!

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After three weeks of AC not being able to keep up with the hot and muggy - praise Jibbers for having a temporary break in a different hotel with AC that can keep up with the heat!!!

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@spokanewebsite What about an HTML/CSS person?

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@sherryrose Sounds like something I’ll be avoiding.

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@katiecobrien @509freckles I suspect the give-o-shit about others reserve has something to do with it.

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So far Texas hasn’t been terrible. Except that I am always sweaty. A/C in my hotel room can’t keep up at heat of day. I’ve been to the dry parts of Texas before. But Houston is gross muggy.

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@spokanewebsite 👍🏼

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Hello Twitter!!! It’s been a long time since I was last here.

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@BryanGaynor12 So mirroring non-twitter life!

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@509freckles Thank you. I’ve missed the Twitterverse. Fingers crossed I can maintain prolonged attention.

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@509freckles Got turned away from Twitter from an In—person experience from it. And then got sidetracked by many different things. But I think it’s time to be back again.

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@Siriusxm I’d like to introduce you to @USAA . After an abysmal customer service experience with your company I soon after had business with USAA that reminded me of what amazing customer experience can be.

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Hipsters seem to frequently confuse ‘irony and being unique’ with being a douche.

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I wonder at what point I should be worried about the amount of fiber I’ve eaten.

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Hillyard has some funky smell going on today 🤢. #spokane

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It’s awesome to get my content spread on LinkedIn by a person with 370K followers! Kind of a bummer though to have it shared at low point in LinkedIn usage. But overall I’m very happy about this!

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@MarcusTheToken I like that term ‘entitled douchebros’ - perfect description.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

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